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ZAKARIUS > got pissed off with lynn coz he wanted us all in expendable ships when we went into combat
Kubbur > EXPENDABLE
Kubbur > we ain't expendable
ZAKARIUS > he thought we were
ZAKARIUS > nothing worse than gang warping 20 odd jumps to die
* Kubbur grabs his shotgun and starts looking for Lynn
Red Bat > can any1 check price for capital energy turret and capital repair systems skill?
Dufas > one sec
Dufas > 13.5
Dufas > turret
Red Bat > mill?
Dufas > no chickens
Red Bat > lol ok
Apollo Balthar > damn
Apollo Balthar > I only have pigs
Dufas > lot of freaking poke there
Apollo Balthar > how many chickens for a pig ?
Dufas > lol
Dufas > 4 chickens = 1 pig
Apollo Balthar > kk
Dufas > 5 pigs = 1 cow
Dufas > 1 cow = cc
Blyzz > i got some cows
Red Bat > rofl
Apollo Balthar > Ill bring you 4 million pigs in a minut, you clear out you hangar ;)
Dufas > rofl
Dufas > bring some newspaper too plz
Blyzz > what can i get for my horse?
Chi Ana > I haven't led since my decision to keep all the battleships moored up close together in pearl harbour
Winter Steel > ...and then the 1400mm Howy hit me and made me a statistc
Ras Blumin > small arms worth anything?
Ras Blumin > 500 at aud gate
Verone > if you got small arms, it makes masturbation difficult...
Verone > so i hear
<[ZTK]s4mp3r0r> hummmm... do you start worrying before or after your corpfurm has a serious discussion about farm animal sex ? :S
<Cena> depends on the animals involved
* Commander Carrot counts fingers
* Omber Zombie steals underwear
* Commander Carrot thinks that was a mistake
* Omber Zombie knows it was
Annu > Being cybered by a Brazillian school teacher atm
Annu > s'all good
Tescos > whats her name ?
Annu > Tho I prefered it when you could just use msn chatrooms
Annu > Those were the days, endless fanny.
Annu > Aline
Tescos > annu, copy paste this..... Tu culo est peludo y abierto mmmmmm rico!!
Annu > She went away :(
Tescos > did you say that to her ?
Tescos > Thats maybe why she went away.....
Tescos > it translates roughly as 'You have a hairy open ass, mmmm delicious'
Nebulous > :)
Annuka > Cheers mate
Annuka > :|
Tescos > lol did you say that then she cleared off ?
Annuka > Yea :/
Tamala > roflmao
Annuka > She was cute aswell
Tamala > PWNT
Tescos > ='(
Tescos > dude, some women in south america like that
Tamala > Logan just podded your sex life.
Tamala > ^_^
Tal Mordin > I'm 36...need viagra.
Airmaker > see what some loose talk does
Airmaker > it was my 34th last week
Dracoform > lol... 42 here and still going strong... without chemical hel:)
Zyranyth > omg you're all experts
Airmaker > 34th birthday, rather than S&M sess
Palitir > have you tried those 'liberator' ramps? so much fun
Tal Mordin > Heh, yeah I don't really need anything to get me going. Body's 36 but Junior is like 16.
Zyranyth > your son?
Palitir > yeah.. do explain
Tal Mordin > No...think again...
Airmaker > His manhood.....
* Zyranyth gets more liqueur
Palitir > we;re in the wrong mindset to be talked to like that Tal =)
Airmaker > his wee booby
Zyranyth > wee booby??!???!
Zyranyth > Never heard that before
Maximillian Franek > His Johnson of Doom.
Airmaker > actually typo there - wee bobby
Zyranyth > how do you know its wee bobby
Palitir > his wee bobby dazzla
Zyranyth > and not fat albert
Airmaker > yeah without the dazzla bit
Tal Mordin > My mind stopped at 12, Mr Dripples at 16 and my body is 36. Now do u get it?
Zyranyth > roflmao
Zyranyth > MR Dripples!
Maximillian Franek > Wow, can't believe we're talking about Tal's Johnson. We've hit a new low hahahahahaha
* Omber Zombie s back
Omber Zombie > run in fear and dread
Caya > i run in archon, is it anough?
Omber Zombie > it may save you, but i'm guessing not
Omber Zombie > unleash the roids of war
* Caya starts ro press all buttons in haste and panic.
Omber Zombie > fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the ebil side
Omber Zombie > Caya
Omber Zombie > I am your father
Caya > o.O
Caya > when i compare yours and my faces, i can be your grandfather :-P
* Omber Zombie chops off caya's hand
Omber Zombie > search your feelings
Omber Zombie > you know it is true
Omber Zombie > join me, and together we will rule the universe as father and son
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