Triksterism > I made a rail ranis. Makes me feel like I just effeminated some burly lumberjack or something
Triksterism > Feels so wrong
Triksterism > but have to try it
Triksterism > The ranis
Triksterism > not the lumberjack
Triksterism > Feels so wrong
Triksterism > but have to try it
Triksterism > The ranis
Triksterism > not the lumberjack
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Kanadork > 3f status?
Sovereign Enterprise > PARTAYYYYYYYYY
Sovereign Enterprise > PARTAYYYYYYYYY
Rory Monpensier > that cow hac gang incoming.. ~30 of em.. I estimate we need 3 draeks... whos with me ?
Nessaji > you have my axe
Yu Tiaohua > no thanks
Yu Tiaohua > don't think i'll need one
Nessaji > I meant rory has my axe, and I want it back, like yesterday
Nessaji > you have my axe
Yu Tiaohua > no thanks
Yu Tiaohua > don't think i'll need one
Nessaji > I meant rory has my axe, and I want it back, like yesterday
Killde > I find that if a covop decloaks in a safe, it's because he can't do shit to you and he just wants to wag his cock at finding you. A real covop would have a fleet warp to him and fuck you up first
Rimhawk > my overview has developed a highly annoying 'new feature'
Rimhawk > The first few seconds when I've jumped into a system, it shows entries for both the current AND previous system
LuckyStrike > headache?
Rimhawk > I said overview, not wife.
Rimhawk > The first few seconds when I've jumped into a system, it shows entries for both the current AND previous system
LuckyStrike > headache?
Rimhawk > I said overview, not wife.
<wizzard66> and im even in a good mood today.. wait till i have my period.. or even worse, till my wife has hers
Rikku Spitfire > Found out earlier today that my old school burned down
Ric Adburr > congrats dude
Ric Adburr > congrats dude
Zakthar Kadaj > the hell?
Zakthar Kadaj > I come back to find 2 messages
Zakthar Kadaj > something about the server shutdown being aborted?
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Asfalt Makedamovic > yeah
Asfalt Makedamovic > again
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > they need to stop the devs from humping the damn server
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > Oh tranquility
Zakthar Kadaj > ooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > spurt
Zakthar Kadaj > SHIT I DID IT TO THE SERVER AGAIN!
Asfalt Makedamovic > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > can you imagine what happens when the IT guys come in too
Zakthar Kadaj > YOU DID WHAT...AGAIN?!
Zakthar Kadaj > GET OUT
Zakthar Kadaj > after he leaves
Zakthar Kadaj > Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better *unzips flies*
Zakthar Kadaj > FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 0_0
Zakthar Kadaj > I come back to find 2 messages
Zakthar Kadaj > something about the server shutdown being aborted?
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Asfalt Makedamovic > yeah
Asfalt Makedamovic > again
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > they need to stop the devs from humping the damn server
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > Oh tranquility
Zakthar Kadaj > ooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > spurt
Zakthar Kadaj > SHIT I DID IT TO THE SERVER AGAIN!
Asfalt Makedamovic > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > can you imagine what happens when the IT guys come in too
Zakthar Kadaj > YOU DID WHAT...AGAIN?!
Zakthar Kadaj > GET OUT
Zakthar Kadaj > after he leaves
Zakthar Kadaj > Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better *unzips flies*
Zakthar Kadaj > FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 0_0
Arkaihnen > next time im pvping minmatar btw, ima do so in a dessie fitted with 8 salvagers. 'your salvager hits sleipnir perfectly, wrecking it for 10 titanium bars, 3 armor plates, 1 roll of ductape, some plastic and garbage'