<Kurenin> do you have a glass stomach?
<Sinist> No
<Kurenin> oh so
<Kurenin> how can you like see
<Kurenin> with your head so far up your arse?
<Sinist> No
<Kurenin> oh so
<Kurenin> how can you like see
<Kurenin> with your head so far up your arse?
Theo Samaritan > Ultimately it doesn't matter
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
{DUST} Rannici > MY BALLS ITCH
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
Skuishe Renn > Can someone tell me how to cancel a self destruct in the next 10 seconds please?
Eagle Extravaganza > why do people suck so much :S
Imiarr Timshae > Thats the factory-standard setting
Imiarr Timshae > Thats the factory-standard setting
Alak D'bor > goons are like the bugs in starship troopers
Khan Flux > minus the brain bug
Khan Flux > minus the brain bug
Omlyn > a WW2 ace was invited to a class to talk
Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight
Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun"
Omlyn > the class all laughs
Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane
Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes
Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight
Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun"
Omlyn > the class all laughs
Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane
Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes
Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
Palli: YOUR MOM IS AN AEON!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Dahak2150 > Hi, I'm paper. Rock's fine. Nerf scissors.
Hardin > Hello
Scorpio Dantes > Greetings Mr. Hardin!
Hardin > How can I help you?
Hardin > Anarchist :p
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Hardin > Oh?
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Hardin > I am sorry but I have left sins of the flesh behind me
Hardin > I have been purged
Hardin > and am no longer tempted by Gallente wenches or Altar Boyz
Hardin > not that I was tempted by Altar Boyz in the first place
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Hardin > My joy in life now is in bringing ignorant heathens into the warm light of Amarrian wisdom
Scorpio Dantes > Well, if you change your mind, feel free to convo me any time! Thank you for your patience.
Hardin > Farewell anarchist
Scorpio Dantes > Bye bye!
Scorpio Dantes > Greetings Mr. Hardin!
Hardin > How can I help you?
Hardin > Anarchist :p
Scorpio Dantes > I just need a moment of your time to alert you to an amzing new offer!
Hardin > Oh?
Scorpio Dantes > I am a purveyor of the finest erotic holoreels in the cluster! Can I interest you in a copy of GALLENTE GIRLS GONE WILD? http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8674/gggwyt6.jpg
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Scorpio Dantes > No offense intended, if you do not prefer males.
Hardin > I am sorry but I have left sins of the flesh behind me
Hardin > I have been purged
Hardin > and am no longer tempted by Gallente wenches or Altar Boyz
Hardin > not that I was tempted by Altar Boyz in the first place
Scorpio Dantes > That's a pity, sir, a damned shame if I do say so myself! Everyone needs a few harmless vices!
Hardin > My joy in life now is in bringing ignorant heathens into the warm light of Amarrian wisdom
Scorpio Dantes > Well, if you change your mind, feel free to convo me any time! Thank you for your patience.
Hardin > Farewell anarchist
Scorpio Dantes > Bye bye!