killfalcon> My bitterest moment to date is when I fired up the new Deus Ex game and realised that my computer is, in fact, one bad-ass piece of kit, and not as shit as Incarna makes it look.
stonewall ironwill > Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.
Commander Godsmack > no really
Commander Godsmack > w
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > h
Commander Godsmack > e
Commander Godsmack > f
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > c
Gehrin Motosua > COMBO BREAKER
Commander Godsmack > k
Commander Godsmack > w
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > h
Commander Godsmack > e
Commander Godsmack > f
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > c
Gehrin Motosua > COMBO BREAKER
Commander Godsmack > k
Alak D'bor > goons are like the bugs in starship troopers
Khan Flux > minus the brain bug
Khan Flux > minus the brain bug
Marcathonas > omfg
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Milduuzz > u took my cargo
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. Good day, sir.. cargo? What cargo?
Milduuzz > the one u just took... hiant secure container
Milduuzz > giant*
Milduuzz > come back and give it backl
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. You mean the unanchored, unpassworded container floating adrift in the asteroid belt. Under the latest CONCORD Clean Spaceways act, that would classify it as 'debris.'
Milduuzz > yes that one
Yasujiro Kaibara > I'll take it back to a station for reprocessing. No worries.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. Good day, sir.. cargo? What cargo?
Milduuzz > the one u just took... hiant secure container
Milduuzz > giant*
Milduuzz > come back and give it backl
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. You mean the unanchored, unpassworded container floating adrift in the asteroid belt. Under the latest CONCORD Clean Spaceways act, that would classify it as 'debris.'
Milduuzz > yes that one
Yasujiro Kaibara > I'll take it back to a station for reprocessing. No worries.
Ikvar > What the hell is a dinnerfuck?
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
Sforza > *docking!
<Kurenin> eve is not a game
<Kurenin> it is a simulation of what life would be like if it was totally futile and pointless
<Kurenin> it is a simulation of what life would be like if it was totally futile and pointless
Negotiator > Entity, have you played City of Heroes?
Squirrel > >.<
Entity > no
Negotiator > i used to ready EnB forums after they switched to eve
Negotiator > because i was bored
Negotiator > and there was a local gay guy on the forums
Negotiator > he was like in 7th heaven when that game was released
Squirrel > lol........
Negotiator > im not even joking
Negotiator > i played it
Negotiator > lots of male ass in tight pants
Negotiator > i stopped playing it
Squirrel > what about the chicks? lol
Entity > lol
Negotiator > chicks aren't half as hot
Negotiator > :(
Negotiator > erm you know what i mean
Squirrel > >.<
Entity > no
Negotiator > i used to ready EnB forums after they switched to eve
Negotiator > because i was bored
Negotiator > and there was a local gay guy on the forums
Negotiator > he was like in 7th heaven when that game was released
Squirrel > lol........
Negotiator > im not even joking
Negotiator > i played it
Negotiator > lots of male ass in tight pants
Negotiator > i stopped playing it
Squirrel > what about the chicks? lol
Entity > lol
Negotiator > chicks aren't half as hot
Negotiator > :(
Negotiator > erm you know what i mean