Horus Hunter > I almost lost my fucking battleship today
Horus Hunter > god I was pissed
Horus Hunter > I made a new safespot but forgot to bookmark it, ejected to go get my loot ship
Horus Hunter > and forgot where my battleship was
Horus Hunter > I had to probe out my own bloody battleship
Horus Hunter > god I was pissed
Horus Hunter > I made a new safespot but forgot to bookmark it, ejected to go get my loot ship
Horus Hunter > and forgot where my battleship was
Horus Hunter > I had to probe out my own bloody battleship
<[SSC]Ronyo> last night I was stupid
<|AFDT|mim> :'(
<[SSC]Ronyo> and flew right into the large smartbomb trap that I HAD HAD OUR GUYS SET UP
<[SSC]Ronyo> podded by [Xan]Zenst and [SSC]RisenStar
<|AFDT|mim> :'(
<[SSC]Ronyo> and flew right into the large smartbomb trap that I HAD HAD OUR GUYS SET UP
<[SSC]Ronyo> podded by [Xan]Zenst and [SSC]RisenStar
Thalasala > attention confused teen girls...if a guy sparkles, and won't have sex with you, he isn't a vampire...he's gay.
stonewall ironwill > Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
Sforza > *docking!
<Kurenin> eve is not a game
<Kurenin> it is a simulation of what life would be like if it was totally futile and pointless
<Kurenin> it is a simulation of what life would be like if it was totally futile and pointless
Negotiator > Entity, have you played City of Heroes?
Squirrel > >.<
Entity > no
Negotiator > i used to ready EnB forums after they switched to eve
Negotiator > because i was bored
Negotiator > and there was a local gay guy on the forums
Negotiator > he was like in 7th heaven when that game was released
Squirrel > lol........
Negotiator > im not even joking
Negotiator > i played it
Negotiator > lots of male ass in tight pants
Negotiator > i stopped playing it
Squirrel > what about the chicks? lol
Entity > lol
Negotiator > chicks aren't half as hot
Negotiator > :(
Negotiator > erm you know what i mean
Squirrel > >.<
Entity > no
Negotiator > i used to ready EnB forums after they switched to eve
Negotiator > because i was bored
Negotiator > and there was a local gay guy on the forums
Negotiator > he was like in 7th heaven when that game was released
Squirrel > lol........
Negotiator > im not even joking
Negotiator > i played it
Negotiator > lots of male ass in tight pants
Negotiator > i stopped playing it
Squirrel > what about the chicks? lol
Entity > lol
Negotiator > chicks aren't half as hot
Negotiator > :(
Negotiator > erm you know what i mean
<CrtxReavr> Only the Canadians coudl burn down a submarine. >=]
Quinn Oron > Yes, VOIP is a wonderful technology.
Quinn Oron > Just the other day I was talking on Mumble, when everyone heard a high pitch shriek come from my mic.
Quinn Oron > I blamed it on poor drivers, but I had actually knocked a chip packet off my desk and squashed my balls trying to catch it with my knees.
Quinn Oron > Totally got away with it.
Quinn Oron > Just the other day I was talking on Mumble, when everyone heard a high pitch shriek come from my mic.
Quinn Oron > I blamed it on poor drivers, but I had actually knocked a chip packet off my desk and squashed my balls trying to catch it with my knees.
Quinn Oron > Totally got away with it.
Kesper North: let's look at the eve community objectively for a second
Kesper North: mintchip is, frankly, what we probably deserve
Kesper North: mintchip is, frankly, what we probably deserve