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Flowyn > i see you
Lake > what?
Flowyn > i "was" in local
Lake > ah
Lake > why is 'was' in quotes?
Lake > Are you some sort of Time Lord for whom the past has a non-definitive meaning?
Flowyn > yes
Lake > Ah good, so lag shouldn't be a problem for us.
Batilda Yogmoth > ah, you wioll munt haven been in local, then
Gallentious > ewoks as an alliance they should be red just for the name
Gallentious > nbsi - works for me
MartyMorgy > they saved rebel allianec though
Kassumma > they were rebel pets tbh
Kassumma > couldnt hold space on their own
MartyMorgy > at least they weren't renters
Kassumma > yea but they used t1 sticks and rocks. useless for fleet combat
MartyMorgy > they were ahead of their time, they knew about Dust514
Batolemaeus: i just found an unboarded capsule
Batolemaeus: i just boarded it
Batolemaeus: ...
Batolemaeus: yeah
Batolemaeus: awesome
Ulviirala: eeeeewwwwww......
Batolemaeus: wtf
Evelgrivion: Did it b0rk your clone?
Ulviirala: I can't watch...
Batolemaeus: no it didn't. but thanks for mentioning, i need to upgrade
Batolemaeus: this is just weird
Ulviirala: aye, you just went from one capsule to another... nekkid
Vanderie: You're in someone else's fluids
Vanderie: just think about that
Batolemaeus: exchanging bodily fluids isn't all that scary once you think about it
Ulviirala: I can only speak for myself but that gooey stuff totally turns me on and I'd be jerking off in there all the time
Vanderie: ...
Kara Starpulse > Where did all the ice belts go?
Vanguarder > universal warming
Sidoneus > well, I'm off anyway
*Haakmed gasp!
Haakmed > no hug?
Haakmed > wtf man? lol
Sidoneus > only FNFL get my special hugs.
Haakmed > I DEMAND HUGS!
*Sidoneus gives you a grizzly bear
Haakmed > good god!
Sidoneus > my buddy likes to hug
Haakmed > where did you fit that? lol
Sidoneus > there's a special slot for it
Haakmed > T2 hugs?
Sidoneus > I have 5 high slots, 6 mid, 5 low, 3 rigs and 2 wild animals
Haakmed > lol
Haakmed > whats the other wild animal?
Sidoneus > the other one is my ex.
Mariner Skye > its a brutal circle for me, I buy a plex with real dollars sell it and buy some really cool ships that I suck at flying, you guys come and blow them up on me so I buy another plex which you buy off me so i can buy another cool ship that you can blow up.
Easy Mac > my best feature is that you only need to microwave me for 3 minutes
Airborne Legoholic: Gammus likes men! :P
Gammus Arterius: oh ffs, who let you on teh internet?
Airborne Legoholic: The other 10 year olds
Gammus Arterius: good point
EVE System > Channel changed to Tash-Murkon Prime Local Channel
Vorlon4 > whot dus jumping do?
Precentor Saggitus > takes you to another star system
cr8rmakr > keeps you from getting tangled in the rope
Precentor Saggitus > that too
Vorlon4 > serisly
Obsidian Hawk > oh shit im now the ceo
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
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