Nahia Senne > /emote does the ctrl+q
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Tekki Sandan > i heard that vargo guy likes to stand over the mirror naked and stick his finger up his bum....
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Dirk Magnum > HAC, HIC, CS, or BS, us pirates will still be out there waiting to probe your ass.
Dirk Magnum > edit: that last part didn't sound right.
Dirk Magnum > edit again: but it's still true no matter how you interpret it. YARRRR!!
Dirk Magnum > edit: that last part didn't sound right.
Dirk Magnum > edit again: but it's still true no matter how you interpret it. YARRRR!!
Duckeye > know what I learned today? that if you ever stick kleenex into your nose to plug the bleeding while your busy physically doing something, that if you realize that all of a sudden it's not there anymore and you can't find it, it's in your sinus cavity
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
Endureth > few reds here
Villwrath > didnt the soviet union collapse like years ago, wtf is this crap?
Villwrath > didnt the soviet union collapse like years ago, wtf is this crap?
Justice Rebourne > never been to jita, is it a trade or mission hub or somthing?
SandWormJr > Trade hub.
Justice Rebourne > ahh
Cousin Balki > jita is the source of all lag that ever has been or will be
Cousin Balki > the alpha and omega if you will
DominX Kain > Jita is the cespit of caldari space!
SandWormJr > Jita is the Nexus of Everything You Never Wanted.
Torquil Noble > Center of the Universe...
Justice Rebourne > wow
DominX Kain > but u get a good deal there
Cousin Balki > yes, but what you save in isk, you lose in weeks trying to get back out
SandWormJr > Other than that it's a pretty unimportant place really.
SandWormJr > Trade hub.
Justice Rebourne > ahh
Cousin Balki > jita is the source of all lag that ever has been or will be
Cousin Balki > the alpha and omega if you will
DominX Kain > Jita is the cespit of caldari space!
SandWormJr > Jita is the Nexus of Everything You Never Wanted.
Torquil Noble > Center of the Universe...
Justice Rebourne > wow
DominX Kain > but u get a good deal there
Cousin Balki > yes, but what you save in isk, you lose in weeks trying to get back out
SandWormJr > Other than that it's a pretty unimportant place really.
Penelope Perminas > maybe gate camping is like fishing. I should catch and release some pods to allow them to breed higher numbers?
<zofu> tbh, i still dotn understand guns. :(
<cncfanatics> guns are pretty much like sentry drones, except they follow you around ;)
<cncfanatics> guns are pretty much like sentry drones, except they follow you around ;)
Arvald > hmm
Arvald > i jsut realized somthing
Rock Brackenshield > wazzat?
Arvald > im the only one home
Arvald > so why am i not naked...
Arvald > i jsut realized somthing
Rock Brackenshield > wazzat?
Arvald > im the only one home
Arvald > so why am i not naked...