Virtuozzo> Last words of a Caldari general: "Pull the Ravens back! Full retreat! they've got frigates!"
Brett Mitchell > afk, explaining that this isnt some weirdo sex game.
* Deathwing takes oz's immortal soul
<OmberZombie|ranting> i have no soul, I sold it for a pack of cheeto's ages ago
* Deathwing takes oz's cheeto's
<OmberZombie|ranting> nooooooooooooooooo
<OmberZombie|ranting> i have no soul, I sold it for a pack of cheeto's ages ago
* Deathwing takes oz's cheeto's
<OmberZombie|ranting> nooooooooooooooooo
That Guy > How much more worse can it get, if actually playing the game is far less exciting than reading about it in some Forum.
Silas> with regards playing Eve, if I had applied the exact same amount of time and money on a personal trainer and regimen, I would look like King Leonidas
Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
Arachidamia > There is a fifth dimension, beyond that known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, It is an area which we Matari call falloff.
strimmer1 > dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?
Phasemakaran > my dick is a perpetual motion machine
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep