Brett Mitchell > afk, explaining that this isnt some weirdo sex game.
* Deathwing takes oz's immortal soul
<OmberZombie|ranting> i have no soul, I sold it for a pack of cheeto's ages ago
* Deathwing takes oz's cheeto's
<OmberZombie|ranting> nooooooooooooooooo
<OmberZombie|ranting> i have no soul, I sold it for a pack of cheeto's ages ago
* Deathwing takes oz's cheeto's
<OmberZombie|ranting> nooooooooooooooooo
Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
Andreus Ixiris > I swear, if that dog three doors down doesn't shut up I'm going to strangle it
Sahaquiel Faust > Barking, or howling?
Andreus Ixiris > Both, really.
Sahaquiel Faust > You could say it's driving you... barking mad?
Andreus Ixiris > I think I'm going to strangle you, too.
Sahaquiel Faust > I don't blame you.
Andreus Ixiris > So if you were me, you'd strangle you too?
Sahaquiel Faust > Yeah.
Andreus Ixiris > You know what, how about you cut out the middleman for us and strangle yourself?
Sahaquiel Faust > Pretty sure I'd pass out before I could finish the job.
Andreus Ixiris > So what you're saying is you're not only irritating, but incompetent as well?
Sahaquiel Faust > Barking, or howling?
Andreus Ixiris > Both, really.
Sahaquiel Faust > You could say it's driving you... barking mad?
Andreus Ixiris > I think I'm going to strangle you, too.
Sahaquiel Faust > I don't blame you.
Andreus Ixiris > So if you were me, you'd strangle you too?
Sahaquiel Faust > Yeah.
Andreus Ixiris > You know what, how about you cut out the middleman for us and strangle yourself?
Sahaquiel Faust > Pretty sure I'd pass out before I could finish the job.
Andreus Ixiris > So what you're saying is you're not only irritating, but incompetent as well?
strimmer1 > dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?
Phasemakaran > my dick is a perpetual motion machine
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
<Viceroy> shut up
<DigitalCommunist> make me
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<DigitalCommunist> faggot
<DigitalCommunist> where'd he go
<DigitalCommunist> make me
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<DigitalCommunist> faggot
<DigitalCommunist> where'd he go
Haitchi Allamut > Kehmor, Handle the smack please, im going to get a drink.
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
Tim Hunter > mining is sooooo booooring
Black Glove > not if your an asteroid, then it's life or death
Black Glove > not if your an asteroid, then it's life or death
JenKrist > what is everyones ASL neways?
Verone > i'd be happy to answer this question too, but unfortunatley i'm also still yet to discover my true gender.
Verone > it has however been found that i posess both the full set of funtional, yet massively oversized male sexual organs as well as ovaries in my ass that secrete a frog spawn like substance into my feces.
Verone > have a lovely evening
Verone > i'd be happy to answer this question too, but unfortunatley i'm also still yet to discover my true gender.
Verone > it has however been found that i posess both the full set of funtional, yet massively oversized male sexual organs as well as ovaries in my ass that secrete a frog spawn like substance into my feces.
Verone > have a lovely evening