Virtuozzo> Last words of a Caldari general: "Pull the Ravens back! Full retreat! they've got frigates!"
Brett Mitchell > afk, explaining that this isnt some weirdo sex game.
* Deathwing takes oz's immortal soul
<OmberZombie|ranting> i have no soul, I sold it for a pack of cheeto's ages ago
* Deathwing takes oz's cheeto's
<OmberZombie|ranting> nooooooooooooooooo
<OmberZombie|ranting> i have no soul, I sold it for a pack of cheeto's ages ago
* Deathwing takes oz's cheeto's
<OmberZombie|ranting> nooooooooooooooooo
Mr. Marram > CCP throwing things at the live server without testing them and then ignoring player feedback for months ... well I never.
Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
strimmer1 > dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?
Phasemakaran > my dick is a perpetual motion machine
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Marcathonas > I hear when you beat BoB
Marcathonas > there are end credits
Marcathonas > and you're asked to enter your highscore
Marcathonas > there are end credits
Marcathonas > and you're asked to enter your highscore