Amy Homolak > my daughter's bofriend has been visiting once a week, my hand guns have never been so clean
Amy Homolak > every time he comes over i bring them out and clean them
Amy Homolak > i think it works, he brought my wife a rose on valentines
Amy Homolak > every time he comes over i bring them out and clean them
Amy Homolak > i think it works, he brought my wife a rose on valentines
Giinaa > I should shave my bikini line before my boyfriend gets here.
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
Remmon > Weee!
Remmon > /emote huggles Xan
Xanath Fireheart > not while you're weeing... it'll go all over my trousers
Remmon > /emote huggles Xan
Xanath Fireheart > not while you're weeing... it'll go all over my trousers
Verone > k then, if we're having a 10min bio in this safe i'm afk
Verone > i got to take a monster shit
Verone > if anything happens, just shout really loud and i'll run back thru the house trailing faeces everywhere
Verone > i got to take a monster shit
Verone > if anything happens, just shout really loud and i'll run back thru the house trailing faeces everywhere
BorisHotch > i lost my first apoc cos of trying out a smartbomb
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
<DAViiD> take the jump bridges mofo
<andro> i dunno how
<andro> im oldskool
<andro> i dunno how
<andro> im oldskool
The Stampede > its gone from "amusing" to "what the batshit" at the speed of a greased laserbeam
Yuki Li > railgeddons that are shield tanked and fire torps
Yuki Li > its like gender confusion faction
Yuki Li > the non-conformist elite
Yuki Li > emos in battleships
Yuki Li > its like gender confusion faction
Yuki Li > the non-conformist elite
Yuki Li > emos in battleships
REALITY X > X-Rated Holoreel Pillaging 101 The Little Pirate That Could Purple Haze all rare
z0li > pr0n!
REALITY X > "Debbie Does Domain" its gooooood
Captain Esharra > can baiters gone wild
z0li > milf
z0li > minmatars id like to f...
z0li > oh wait that one is forbidden
Lord Regulus > Jesus, I warp out 10 systems and back, and you asshats are STILL on this holoreel kick? :P
z0li > pr0n!
REALITY X > "Debbie Does Domain" its gooooood
Captain Esharra > can baiters gone wild
z0li > milf
z0li > minmatars id like to f...
z0li > oh wait that one is forbidden
Lord Regulus > Jesus, I warp out 10 systems and back, and you asshats are STILL on this holoreel kick? :P
John Henri > How did I make money before I got my Hulk?
Kaciemai > blow jobs?
Kaciemai > blow jobs?