Notify Lady Schiavon has started trying to warp scramble "Soulianis' Velator Wreck "
Notify Wainak has started trying to warp scramble "Stargate (319-3D) "
Glassback > Primary is "Gate" ;)
Lady Schiavon > secondary velator wrek
Notify Wainak has started trying to warp scramble "Stargate (319-3D) "
Glassback > Primary is "Gate" ;)
Lady Schiavon > secondary velator wrek
Thaanvanite > You don't improve your marksmanship by shooting fish in a barrel
Flesh Trader > time to hit the cinema w Mrs Flesh...
Flesh Trader > going to see "Accepted"
Morgyrum > make sure you buy the big popcorn
Jinkei > why, is it that long?
Morgyrum > no, i just like popcorn :)
Flesh Trader > going to see "Accepted"
Morgyrum > make sure you buy the big popcorn
Jinkei > why, is it that long?
Morgyrum > no, i just like popcorn :)
Valarianna > There's a sucker born every minute, evidently back in 1977 it was my minute
fmercury > this is by far the toughest thing i've ever probed
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
Nahia Senne > /emote does the ctrl+q
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
> Hey amarr, you bore me so much, I'm going self-destruct my ship, want to come watch?
> If its a minmatar ship how will I know once you have done it?
> If its a minmatar ship how will I know once you have done it?
Tekki Sandan > i heard that vargo guy likes to stand over the mirror naked and stick his finger up his bum....
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Ketuiu Monsoen > Sam's an idiot.
Commander Kier'Harrada > i undocked in my shiny new carrier and got shot at...
Commander Kier'Harrada > a lot
Vasya Poupkine > moron
Ketuiu Monsoen > No no no
Ketuiu Monsoen > You're missing out detail
Commander Kier'Harrada > yes... that was intentional :P
Ketuiu Monsoen > You undocked, saw a pirate, AND WARPED TO ASTEROID BELT
Vasya Poupkine > oh you idiot
Ketuiu Monsoen > Where you were then locked up and Scrambled,
Ketuiu Monsoen > And then his backup arrived, slowly. Granted, you got away
Commander Kier'Harrada > hehe everythings still fine
Ketuiu Monsoen > BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAAAAAYYYYY!
Commander Kier'Harrada > and actually i got away because he ran out of ammo
Ketuiu Monsoen > -.-
Commander Kier'Harrada > i undocked in my shiny new carrier and got shot at...
Commander Kier'Harrada > a lot
Vasya Poupkine > moron
Ketuiu Monsoen > No no no
Ketuiu Monsoen > You're missing out detail
Commander Kier'Harrada > yes... that was intentional :P
Ketuiu Monsoen > You undocked, saw a pirate, AND WARPED TO ASTEROID BELT
Vasya Poupkine > oh you idiot
Ketuiu Monsoen > Where you were then locked up and Scrambled,
Ketuiu Monsoen > And then his backup arrived, slowly. Granted, you got away
Commander Kier'Harrada > hehe everythings still fine
Ketuiu Monsoen > BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAAAAAYYYYY!
Commander Kier'Harrada > and actually i got away because he ran out of ammo
Ketuiu Monsoen > -.-