Khellias> Fatwatai is right. It really is kind of disturbing just how efficiently the seven sins map to a profitable corporate model in EVE.
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
EXZODIER > no 1 in there right mind would run an empty hauler in 0.0
Lord Mountbatten > only the medically insane
Lord Mountbatten > hence my internet connection to my padded cell
Lord Mountbatten > **No more electric shocks, pllllleeeaseee!!!! I never stabbed him for fun! It was the voooiiicesss!! They told me to do it! Arggghh**
Lord Mountbatten > only the medically insane
Lord Mountbatten > hence my internet connection to my padded cell
Lord Mountbatten > **No more electric shocks, pllllleeeaseee!!!! I never stabbed him for fun! It was the voooiiicesss!! They told me to do it! Arggghh**
DANGEROUS > ROIR HOSTILE
Spam Up > STOP GETTING GANKED
Spam Up > YOU KNEW NOT TO ENGAGE
Desius > ...and many other hits from your favorite artists - just listen!
Spam Up > STOP GETTING GANKED
Spam Up > YOU KNEW NOT TO ENGAGE
Desius > ...and many other hits from your favorite artists - just listen!
<OmberZombie> woot, 21 people have looked at my crappy blog this month already
<@Stavros> and i
<@Stavros> am not one of them
<@Stavros> OWNED
<@Stavros> YES
<@Stavros> AHAHAHA
<OmberZombie> ok...
* OmberZombie bows to the master of pwnage that is stav
<@Stavros> arise sir pwnedalot
* OmberZombie is now known as SirPwnedAlot
<SirPwnedAlot> my liege
<@Stavros> and i
<@Stavros> am not one of them
<@Stavros> OWNED
<@Stavros> YES
<@Stavros> AHAHAHA
<OmberZombie> ok...
* OmberZombie bows to the master of pwnage that is stav
<@Stavros> arise sir pwnedalot
* OmberZombie is now known as SirPwnedAlot
<SirPwnedAlot> my liege
Haruko Takeda >
row row row your ship
through some hostile space
warily, warily, warily, warily
eve is a scary place
row row row your ship
through some hostile space
warily, warily, warily, warily
eve is a scary place
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Arachidamia > There is a fifth dimension, beyond that known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, It is an area which we Matari call falloff.
Ryanaldo24 > LR asked howz ur carrier ginger?
Chaiden > Not so good
Chaiden > 2007.03.21 20:36:19 Notify You successfully salvage from the Gallente Carrier Wreck.
Chaiden > Not so good
Chaiden > 2007.03.21 20:36:19 Notify You successfully salvage from the Gallente Carrier Wreck.