fmercury > this is by far the toughest thing i've ever probed
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
Nahia Senne > /emote does the ctrl+q
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Tekki Sandan > i heard that vargo guy likes to stand over the mirror naked and stick his finger up his bum....
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
AGENT TRONMAN > spies are useless in fleet anyway, no 1 knows were were going i get lost every time i fleet
Endureth > few reds here
Villwrath > didnt the soviet union collapse like years ago, wtf is this crap?
Villwrath > didnt the soviet union collapse like years ago, wtf is this crap?
Temujin 88 > i'm in startrek
Temujin 88 > i mean lonetrek
Temujin 88 > i mean lonetrek
* BIGBADBOB passes beer around for everyone and it is cold cause it is virtual beer from iceland
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Malicus Morivac > wondering if its a good idea to quest in a blackbird
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*