Iam Widdershins > I once took a Blue Pill booster and got a boner IRL
Iam Widdershins > --EVE is real--
Chrismyazz > i was there
Iam Widdershins > --EVE is real--
Chrismyazz > i was there
Nytoxias > In JIta, don't talk to anyone you can't punch in the face in real life for stealing your money.
Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Qtoz > Active friendly corp looking to recruit! Sign-on bonus for pilots of 75mil to 500 mil depending on what you fly
Piemang > I fly obelisk
Piemang > what does that get me
Otto Kithyl > ganked by corpmates I guess
Piemang > I fly obelisk
Piemang > what does that get me
Otto Kithyl > ganked by corpmates I guess
Tyyne Kerttu > I hate forgetting what I was going to train next.
Trony > capitals
Tyyne Kerttu > ALREADY HAVE THAT AT V
Trony > capitals
Tyyne Kerttu > ALREADY HAVE THAT AT V
Azia Burgi > basically the collapse of the eve gate reduced all of human civilisation in the galaxy to the bronze age
YangTze Quan > It also stopped the spread of McDonalds
YangTze Quan > It also stopped the spread of McDonalds
Zwicked > Oh gotta tell you guys about this pro prober that got me yesterday
DoraTheExplora Taft > show us on the doll
DoraTheExplora Taft > show us on the doll
Draconic Slayer > so
Draconic Slayer > this is like what monkeys do
Draconic Slayer > they piss on each other to assert dominance
Draconic Slayer > and we just did that to you
Draconic Slayer > right?
ErrorRon > confirming we are monkeys
Draconic Slayer > this is like what monkeys do
Draconic Slayer > they piss on each other to assert dominance
Draconic Slayer > and we just did that to you
Draconic Slayer > right?
ErrorRon > confirming we are monkeys
Ratchman > He got away
David Caldera > Ah man
Ratchman > point got lagged
David Caldera > Well, that was pointless
David Caldera > Ah man
Ratchman > point got lagged
David Caldera > Well, that was pointless
Tight Snatch > WHY THE FUCK IS BEDNAK IN FMH
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward