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OrkinJon > How much ore could a horder hoard if a hoarder could hoard ore?
Taldian Ravenstone > you people are psychotic
Recusor > id say sociopathic
Jon Engel > or bored as hell.
Cthulhu Destroyer > hm, dark ochre roids :P
Zasmarr > you might want to see a doctor bout that
Stein Voorhees > Nasty case of roids :-(
Zasmarr > like something fierce
Qechua Halsey > oh, this is too good to pass...how big are your roids?
Zasmarr > i dont think preperation h will cut it
Cthulhu Destroyer > hueg
Cthulhu Destroyer > like, xbox hueg
Stein Voorhees > This could get ugly
Zasmarr > haha
Qechua Halsey > speech imparingly big...wow :D
Stein Voorhees > Like... gagging
Ripard Teg > Need Preparation Hulk to take care of those roids.
QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
Nicholas Barker > some guy called my girlfriend a whore so i made him go outside
Nicholas Barker > that's about it
Nicholas Barker > oh, and some guy called def leppard shit
Nicholas Barker > so i punched him
Omega87 > Ya know if I had a sex change I'd totally be a lesbian...
Nighthaunter > Fuck that, chicks suck. I'd be riding dick all day.
Tsia > then saturday night im staying at deathcore's!
Tyr Vaantau > I work in a convenience store
Tyr Vaantau > for Hard Gay Sex
Tyr Vaantau > wait don't join those two statements
Yuki Li > god damn that was violent
Yuki Li > I feel like touching myself
Bruce McMoose > soon Women are gonna be the dominant species
Kyrall > soon??
Kyrall > dude, what planet are you on?
Bruce McMoose > Illinfrik III why?
Kyrall > k, just checking
Kyrall > they still wont let you come back then?
The Industrialist > for the same reason everyone else does, to enhance, or otherwise alter our normal state of being, as humans we are emotionally selfish creatures and escapism is our drug of choice. Just my opinion.
The Industrialist > I apologize if that sounded preachy
Garic Cavvar > its ok
Garic Cavvar > you're amarr :)
The Industrialist > touche'
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