Fa1lomenon > how big did the fleet get?
Cobalt Crimson > I'd like to think we put put some pretty stiff compitition, you know?
Cobalt Crimson > a pretty hard gang to come across
Cobalt Crimson > you might even say it was ERRECT
Traches > not too huge, only needed one wang for everyone
Traches > we kinda acted like a bunch of dicks though
Cobalt Crimson > gotta admit, we did have the proper tools
Traches > did shoot a pretty big load... of ammo
Traches > but were disorganized about it, squirted it all over the place
Cobalt Crimson > hey, when we came, people took noticed
Traches > definitely screwed one or two people
Cobalt Crimson > and we did go pretty deep into into other regions
Traches > took quite a pounding as well
Cobalt Crimson > well, I'm spent
Traches > already? you finish too quickly
Cobalt Crimson > I thought I was all good, and next thing I knew I was out of ammo
Cobalt Crimson > I'd like to think we put put some pretty stiff compitition, you know?
Cobalt Crimson > a pretty hard gang to come across
Cobalt Crimson > you might even say it was ERRECT
Traches > not too huge, only needed one wang for everyone
Traches > we kinda acted like a bunch of dicks though
Cobalt Crimson > gotta admit, we did have the proper tools
Traches > did shoot a pretty big load... of ammo
Traches > but were disorganized about it, squirted it all over the place
Cobalt Crimson > hey, when we came, people took noticed
Traches > definitely screwed one or two people
Cobalt Crimson > and we did go pretty deep into into other regions
Traches > took quite a pounding as well
Cobalt Crimson > well, I'm spent
Traches > already? you finish too quickly
Cobalt Crimson > I thought I was all good, and next thing I knew I was out of ammo
Nauticaa > blah 4 1/2 mostherships here and no targets to shoot
Seraphim Risen > 4 1/2?
Nauticaa > 4 nyx 1 aeon
Seraphim Risen > 4 1/2?
Nauticaa > 4 nyx 1 aeon
Willem Revolati > in space no one can hear your emo rage quit
Promethian child > what the fuck is this a wifey conspiracy
Emnity Preston > lick her for an hour before the op, she should leave you alone then
sanituda > licking for an hour would make me useless for target callin
Promethian child > get a dog
Emnity Preston > lick her for an hour before the op, she should leave you alone then
sanituda > licking for an hour would make me useless for target callin
Promethian child > get a dog
Par'Nabuk > who is fathers?
Caldreis > nickname for titan
Par'Nabuk > isn't titan shorter? that's a stupid nick rofl
Par'Nabuk > phail nick
Spazz21 > who ever uses the term fathers for titans? thats dumb lol
Par'Nabuk > dads would be better
Spazz21 > hell, Tits would be better for titan nickname :D
Spazz21 > everyone loves tits
Spazz21 > "Oh Shit guys! We got some Big Tits on the battle field!"
Caldreis > nickname for titan
Par'Nabuk > isn't titan shorter? that's a stupid nick rofl
Par'Nabuk > phail nick
Spazz21 > who ever uses the term fathers for titans? thats dumb lol
Par'Nabuk > dads would be better
Spazz21 > hell, Tits would be better for titan nickname :D
Spazz21 > everyone loves tits
Spazz21 > "Oh Shit guys! We got some Big Tits on the battle field!"
Sion Tharna > Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming
Marwood > I think my cat is depressed
Marwood > he must have heard me when I was on the phone with the vet to book his operation
Marwood > next wednsday he's getting neuted
Marwood > I think the vet flys a curse or a pilgrim
Marwood > he must have heard me when I was on the phone with the vet to book his operation
Marwood > next wednsday he's getting neuted
Marwood > I think the vet flys a curse or a pilgrim
Blazin Hazin > Callum545 shouldnt you be making another blueballs fleets
Blazin Hazin > i hear you are WIs best fc
Thundirr > Im Callum545
karen arder > no im callum545
Patoa > No im Callum545
Sameth > no im callum545
DJ Macro > no im callum545
Laventhros Ormus > No I'm callum545
Kharl Drake > No, I'm callum545
Moarlazorz > I am callum545
Blazin Hazin > i hear you are WIs best fc
Thundirr > Im Callum545
karen arder > no im callum545
Patoa > No im Callum545
Sameth > no im callum545
DJ Macro > no im callum545
Laventhros Ormus > No I'm callum545
Kharl Drake > No, I'm callum545
Moarlazorz > I am callum545
Butcher Rabbit > I lubs Dominion...but not as much as Phi, my rifter
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
Conrad Peet > oh lame, there isn't enough room to name my new iteron the Itty Bitty Itty Committee