Mordred Syris > ok... why the fuck do Angels drop so many fucking mining lasers?
Lucius Foxx > they r carebears
Mordred Syris > who the fuck brings mining lasers to a fight???
Lucius Foxx > angels
Lucius Foxx > they r carebears
Mordred Syris > who the fuck brings mining lasers to a fight???
Lucius Foxx > angels
solar zody > WTF
Andra McKay > navy mega with frig size lasers, shield, armor and hull repper and overdrives in lowsec...
solar zody > why cant we run into these and own them
Andra McKay > and yes, he had a 1mn ab on it
solar zody > i'll prentend i didnt see that
solar zody > thats like
solar zody > a fully grown man buggering a dwarf girl
solar zody > its wrong
solar zody > hi ho hi ho....
Andra McKay > lol, trying to attract dwarf girls?
solar zody > no
Andra McKay > roleplaying a dwarf girl that wants to be ravaged by a fully grown man like that navy mega in lowsec?
Andra McKay > navy mega with frig size lasers, shield, armor and hull repper and overdrives in lowsec...
solar zody > why cant we run into these and own them
Andra McKay > and yes, he had a 1mn ab on it
solar zody > i'll prentend i didnt see that
solar zody > thats like
solar zody > a fully grown man buggering a dwarf girl
solar zody > its wrong
solar zody > hi ho hi ho....
Andra McKay > lol, trying to attract dwarf girls?
solar zody > no
Andra McKay > roleplaying a dwarf girl that wants to be ravaged by a fully grown man like that navy mega in lowsec?
Dodgy rascal > do you have a girlfriend?
John192 > no dude
John192 > i have a wife, its sorta the same thing withut blowjobs
John192 > and more cleaning
Darth Zarthinon > marriage blegh
John192 > yeah thanks for that Darth, ccould have warned me 12 years ago :(
Darth Zarthinon > yeah the other guys warned me early on. Sluts with benefits is best.
John192 > no dude
John192 > i have a wife, its sorta the same thing withut blowjobs
John192 > and more cleaning
Darth Zarthinon > marriage blegh
John192 > yeah thanks for that Darth, ccould have warned me 12 years ago :(
Darth Zarthinon > yeah the other guys warned me early on. Sluts with benefits is best.
Kiirov > split an xl pizza?
Cidelo Fastro > well, its 2 am
Cidelo Fastro > i am perma jammed
Kiirov > hmm pizza may not be a good idea if you already can't shit
Cidelo Fastro > i was talking about the cruisers
Cidelo Fastro > well, its 2 am
Cidelo Fastro > i am perma jammed
Kiirov > hmm pizza may not be a good idea if you already can't shit
Cidelo Fastro > i was talking about the cruisers
Arvald >ok the room has stopped spinning so i thing the scotch monster has left me alone
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Draken Blut > after 30 days of playing eve and not shaving, you should auto join wookie channel
Amanda Huggankiss > never fly a ship your not willing to self destruct for the lulz
Mars Orestes > Your state is run by a Austrian Body Builder who stared as an American in most his movies but didn't even attempt to change his accent.. You can't use the word fail =)
Good Coffee > <i>You </i>try running against the termintor for a government position
Good Coffee > <i>You </i>try running against the termintor for a government position
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Hax Zoidberg > Are you in a covert ops frigate?
Taegan Kairos > nope, I'm in an idiot ops badger :(
Taegan Kairos > nope, I'm in an idiot ops badger :(