Laina Delapore > Veni, vidi, sagittis velit. "I came, I saw, I shot structures."
Oaty Fribs > I'm a Psychology Grad Student doing a research project on trust between relative strangers, if you send me any amount of isk, I'll send it back doubled for helping me out. 15Billion to give out! Thanks!
Korinne > If you were a grad student, then you would understand the value of an unbiased sample; and thus you would be aware of what goes on in eve as a player and how other eve players are far from unbiased on such issues.
Korinne > Which means you are either stupid for thinking this scam will work, or an incompetent grad student.
Oaty Fribs > Wow. You suck.
Sandra Starr > oh that was awesome xD nice korrine.
Korinne > If you were a grad student, then you would understand the value of an unbiased sample; and thus you would be aware of what goes on in eve as a player and how other eve players are far from unbiased on such issues.
Korinne > Which means you are either stupid for thinking this scam will work, or an incompetent grad student.
Oaty Fribs > Wow. You suck.
Sandra Starr > oh that was awesome xD nice korrine.
Tight Snatch > WHY THE FUCK IS BEDNAK IN FMH
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Cadion > you have no man card
Cadion > your opinion is irrelevant
Lex Arson > just because I watch ponies does not mean I lack a man card
Cadion > your opinion is irrelevant
Lex Arson > just because I watch ponies does not mean I lack a man card
Noland Void > Oh, alright. How can I not trust someone with a rhyming slogan...
Agun > blasters are like mexican knife fighters, its always all-in
Meatay Pickle > this game...
Meatay Pickle > never dull
Meatay Pickle > but always boring
Meatay Pickle > never dull
Meatay Pickle > but always boring
<FrozenFox> So you know what I work as, right
<KGB> No
<FrozenFox> I work as a server, busboy and everything at a local restaurant
<FrozenFox> But I feel like a stripper, because I have more than thirty singles stuffed in my wallet right now
<Kite> Oh god no
<Kite> The mental image of Frozen as a stripper
<Kite> No
<Kite> No
<Kite> My mind is just filled with this deafening unholy scream of sheer terror and agony
<Andreus> I didn't know you listened to Bjork
<KGB> No
<FrozenFox> I work as a server, busboy and everything at a local restaurant
<FrozenFox> But I feel like a stripper, because I have more than thirty singles stuffed in my wallet right now
<Kite> Oh god no
<Kite> The mental image of Frozen as a stripper
<Kite> No
<Kite> No
<Kite> My mind is just filled with this deafening unholy scream of sheer terror and agony
<Andreus> I didn't know you listened to Bjork
<Sivren> So apparently the Guristas are going to attack the Orpana constellation or something
<Andreus> And pray tell, where the fuck is that? I'm not subbed right now so I can't check.
<Andreus> Open the map
<Sivren> I'm in the middle of a mission right now!
<Andreus> Then you're in just about the safest place in EVE
<Sivren> Good point.
<Andreus> And pray tell, where the fuck is that? I'm not subbed right now so I can't check.
<Andreus> Open the map
<Sivren> I'm in the middle of a mission right now!
<Andreus> Then you're in just about the safest place in EVE
<Sivren> Good point.
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih