♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
lexi_drake [Prax]: i hear thats how you become immortal ya know.....it's not virgns blood.....it's nerd tears
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): Fun fact: Small babies are delivered by stork, but larger babies need a crane.
Yun Kuai > has anyone figured out how to make the dam safety go away
nightcat114 > yeah click on it
Yun Kuai > right but it won't stay on off
Yun Kuai > everytime I undock it's back on green
Onyxalia La'fiette > then just change it every time
Drakan290 > It's telling you to stop shooting people.
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol you reached your quotta
nightcat114 > yeah click on it
Yun Kuai > right but it won't stay on off
Yun Kuai > everytime I undock it's back on green
Onyxalia La'fiette > then just change it every time
Drakan290 > It's telling you to stop shooting people.
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol you reached your quotta
Nevin Dread > "i know what im doing" famus last words
Nystoriel > :P
Nystoriel > mine typically consist of "oh fuck a cyno" or "LEEEEEEROOYYYYY"
Nevin Dread > lol
Nevin Dread > how about "oms>villore would probably be shortest"
Nevin Dread > or "whats a cyno?"
Nystoriel > :P
Nevin Dread > "guys theres a bunch of red stuff on my overveiw, whats that mean?"
Nystoriel > if it's red it's dead
Nystoriel > :P
Nystoriel > mine typically consist of "oh fuck a cyno" or "LEEEEEEROOYYYYY"
Nevin Dread > lol
Nevin Dread > how about "oms>villore would probably be shortest"
Nevin Dread > or "whats a cyno?"
Nystoriel > :P
Nevin Dread > "guys theres a bunch of red stuff on my overveiw, whats that mean?"
Nystoriel > if it's red it's dead
Incizion > wondering where my long weekend went lol
Sellna > well we all wish our weekends are longer
Incizion > indeed!
Mucko > among other things. :3
Incizion > oh my
Sellna > well we all wish our weekends are longer
Incizion > indeed!
Mucko > among other things. :3
Incizion > oh my
Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
nomi_cakes: Where's my Huginn, eggman?
hamber_bogan: i dont even know what your talking about?
hamber_bogan: u mean the one i blew up?
nomi_cakes: Yes.
hamber_bogan: cos i shot you to death?
nomi_cakes: Shot be to deadens.
hamber_bogan: my guess is somebody salvaged the wreck which was reprocessed and use to make another ship
nomi_cakes: It's early, I don't have to make sense.
hamber_bogan: such is the circle of life
nomi_cakes: In twenty years, you're going to be playing another game.
nomi_cakes: Online.
nomi_cakes: You'll have forgotten me.
nomi_cakes: And suddenly, in the corner of your screen, in the chat...
nomi_cakes: You'll just see "Where's my fucking Huginn, hamber."
hamber_bogan: lol
nomi_cakes: I swear this will happen.
hamber_bogan: i dont even know what your talking about?
hamber_bogan: u mean the one i blew up?
nomi_cakes: Yes.
hamber_bogan: cos i shot you to death?
nomi_cakes: Shot be to deadens.
hamber_bogan: my guess is somebody salvaged the wreck which was reprocessed and use to make another ship
nomi_cakes: It's early, I don't have to make sense.
hamber_bogan: such is the circle of life
nomi_cakes: In twenty years, you're going to be playing another game.
nomi_cakes: Online.
nomi_cakes: You'll have forgotten me.
nomi_cakes: And suddenly, in the corner of your screen, in the chat...
nomi_cakes: You'll just see "Where's my fucking Huginn, hamber."
hamber_bogan: lol
nomi_cakes: I swear this will happen.
Kaos Major > Gunny has PhDs, FMDs, SMDs but he still can't fit a drake
Warren Hudson > It's america, a lot of stuff happen that no body can comprehend.