Lazarus Est > Cargo expanders on an Ibis is kind of like making a stretch Smart car.
Jenina Hawke > Yeah, and my dad should be glad ET and nync are better at getting me up in the morning than he ever was.
Mavra Singh > Pfft, my Bantam would kick a Kestrel's butt, cause it's uber and it's named Irving...
DrBiologist > lets all go to hed and kill some AAA
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
ChYph3r > Free ore outside the station
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
Minuteman > Falcons might be able to jam your Gravimetric/Radar/etc sensors, but your inbuilt GAYDAR will always lock onto them...
Fifinella > I love modern technology!
Itala D'Uhmri > Why, Fifi?
Fifinella > I finally created myself a blog space, but the creation process took so long, I forgot what I wanted to write about.
Itala D'Uhmri > Why, Fifi?
Fifinella > I finally created myself a blog space, but the creation process took so long, I forgot what I wanted to write about.
Kalmanaka > I think our next massive fleet fight the FC should tell everyone to sort their overview by name with Z at the top just to freak the enemy out
Kalmanaka > cuz you know none of those people will know what to do when they are primaried
Zanminer > Hey i dont think thats a great trend to start :p
Kalmanaka > cuz you know none of those people will know what to do when they are primaried
Zanminer > Hey i dont think thats a great trend to start :p
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Noobie1 > Have you seen those minmatar ships?"
Noobie2 > "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to fuck off....
Noobie2 > "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to fuck off....