Lord Savage > Damn, i tried to start a "donate drunken isk cause he went afk to get head from this not really good looking girl who has been semi-stalking him for 3 years so he decided to let her blow him, but he was undocked and lost his raven to VC" fund, but it didnt work :(
PK Durham > sry guys...baby projectile vomited over wife....lol..the kid has better projectiles than me
Expert Newbie > so that's what a procurer looks like
Aernomous > i kinda like the look =P
Expert Newbie > kinda looks like a combat ship
Expert Newbie > if anything, we can be the showroom floor for ORE
Kaydakulla Defur > Indeed.
Aernomous > woot
Expert Newbie > "looking to become a hardcore miner but don't know if you want to take the plunge yet? here we have a procurer, an excellent beginning vessel for the interprising miner!"
Kaydakulla Defur > LOL
Expert Newbie > "want to upgrade to something a bit better without breaking the wallet? this retriever should fit the bill perfectly with its TWO, read it, that's right, TWO turret slots!"
Expert Newbie > "going for the ultimate in mining bliss? look no further than this magnificent coveter, perfect for any mining occasion and a drone bay to impress all the ladies!"
Aernomous > i kinda like the look =P
Expert Newbie > kinda looks like a combat ship
Expert Newbie > if anything, we can be the showroom floor for ORE
Kaydakulla Defur > Indeed.
Aernomous > woot
Expert Newbie > "looking to become a hardcore miner but don't know if you want to take the plunge yet? here we have a procurer, an excellent beginning vessel for the interprising miner!"
Kaydakulla Defur > LOL
Expert Newbie > "want to upgrade to something a bit better without breaking the wallet? this retriever should fit the bill perfectly with its TWO, read it, that's right, TWO turret slots!"
Expert Newbie > "going for the ultimate in mining bliss? look no further than this magnificent coveter, perfect for any mining occasion and a drone bay to impress all the ladies!"
GutRot > have you ever watched so much porn that you feel as though somehow you have been embedded with all the knowledge and superhuman abilities of a porn star?
Yiggi > no :(
GutRot > me neither but damn I am trying
slothe > erm..yeah :/
slothe > when u havent seen anything novel is when uve seen enough porn
slothe > like "its just another horse"
Yiggi > no :(
GutRot > me neither but damn I am trying
slothe > erm..yeah :/
slothe > when u havent seen anything novel is when uve seen enough porn
slothe > like "its just another horse"
<@TWD> Woot. Has the coalition almost won yet?
<&NTRabbit> i heard they had, TWD
<&NTRabbit> its only a matter of days before your alliance crumbles
<Candy> Make your time!
<Maarud> heh
<@TWD> Noo :|
* @ifni^work slaps TWD around a bit with a large trout
<@ifni^work> your time has come!
<&NTRabbit> rak is already preparing for his role as interim governor
<BlackRain> Onos, we're losing the war?
<Pallidum> Who's losing the war?
<Pallidum> We are?
<Maarud> yes
<Pallidum> :(
<&NTRabbit> i saw them pulling down a statue of Molle in YZ on CNN last night
<Maarud> oh noes!
<BlackRain> It was a big statue. We had to mine quite a lot of minerals in order to build it :
<@ifni^work> digi will lose his dominions
<@ifni^work> i wonder if he'll cry
<&NTRabbit> and coalition forces reported that they had surrounded the Ace of Clubs and the Jack of Spades in Delve
<&NTRabbit> thats TWD and digi btw
<Maarud> bottoms bared
<BlackRain> There are no infidel tanks on the streets of Delve
<@ifni^work> lol ntr
<Pallidum> hahaha!
<Candy> there are wmds in BoB space
<&NTRabbit> kayosoni stood at the edge of outer ring and offered to surrender himself to colation forces, but nobody cared
<&NTRabbit> Ayatollah Seleene Khomeini and his militants remain at large
<BlackRain> I wonder when George W Xirtam will make his 'mission accomplished' announcement
<xrm_> lol
<&NTRabbit> he's going to land a fighter on a mothership at the end of the week, i heard
<&NTRabbit> i heard they had, TWD
<&NTRabbit> its only a matter of days before your alliance crumbles
<Candy> Make your time!
<Maarud> heh
<@TWD> Noo :|
* @ifni^work slaps TWD around a bit with a large trout
<@ifni^work> your time has come!
<&NTRabbit> rak is already preparing for his role as interim governor
<BlackRain> Onos, we're losing the war?
<Pallidum> Who's losing the war?
<Pallidum> We are?
<Maarud> yes
<Pallidum> :(
<&NTRabbit> i saw them pulling down a statue of Molle in YZ on CNN last night
<Maarud> oh noes!
<BlackRain> It was a big statue. We had to mine quite a lot of minerals in order to build it :
<@ifni^work> digi will lose his dominions
<@ifni^work> i wonder if he'll cry
<&NTRabbit> and coalition forces reported that they had surrounded the Ace of Clubs and the Jack of Spades in Delve
<&NTRabbit> thats TWD and digi btw
<Maarud> bottoms bared
<BlackRain> There are no infidel tanks on the streets of Delve
<@ifni^work> lol ntr
<Pallidum> hahaha!
<Candy> there are wmds in BoB space
<&NTRabbit> kayosoni stood at the edge of outer ring and offered to surrender himself to colation forces, but nobody cared
<&NTRabbit> Ayatollah Seleene Khomeini and his militants remain at large
<BlackRain> I wonder when George W Xirtam will make his 'mission accomplished' announcement
<xrm_> lol
<&NTRabbit> he's going to land a fighter on a mothership at the end of the week, i heard
<NoNameNewbie> yeah .. lag is erm shit today
<Levin> theres 3 ppl in system though
<Levin> why would there be any lag at all
<Levin> oh
<Levin> this bit torrent mightbe part of the problem
<Levin> theres 3 ppl in system though
<Levin> why would there be any lag at all
<Levin> oh
<Levin> this bit torrent mightbe part of the problem
MattSB * was gonna say someat then but i wont :P
Azia Burgi > what about se10 just being a mining whore fullstop?
MattSB > yeh he actually enjoys it :o
SE10 > lol, lies! :P
MattSB > i saw him with a miner I on his crow ffs !!!
Azia Burgi > :o
SE10 > that was only once!!! :S :S :P
MattSB > thats just .... sick
SE10 > ...or maybe twice... BUT STILL!!! :P
Azia Burgi > THE HORROR!
SE10 > lol :(
Azia Burgi > you have no shame se
MattSB > ibet you mined veld in it to :P
SE10 > oh God! its true!!!! <breaks down in tears on the floor>
MattSB > LOL
Azia Burgi * cackles ebilly
Azia Burgi > what about se10 just being a mining whore fullstop?
MattSB > yeh he actually enjoys it :o
SE10 > lol, lies! :P
MattSB > i saw him with a miner I on his crow ffs !!!
Azia Burgi > :o
SE10 > that was only once!!! :S :S :P
MattSB > thats just .... sick
SE10 > ...or maybe twice... BUT STILL!!! :P
Azia Burgi > THE HORROR!
SE10 > lol :(
Azia Burgi > you have no shame se
MattSB > ibet you mined veld in it to :P
SE10 > oh God! its true!!!! <breaks down in tears on the floor>
MattSB > LOL
Azia Burgi * cackles ebilly
oidrunner > heh heh. I read a funny joke. Computer programming is like sex. One mistake and you spend a lifetime supporting it.
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?
343Guiltyspark > Anna...Jita has Pryroxers
Kinran > Jita also = lagfest
Eridicus > Are there prizes at the lagfest?
Kinran > lol
Eridicus > I want a Navy Issue Megalag
Eridicus > Or a Golden CTD
Kinran > Jita also = lagfest
Eridicus > Are there prizes at the lagfest?
Kinran > lol
Eridicus > I want a Navy Issue Megalag
Eridicus > Or a Golden CTD
TheRune > So like, never put your finger in anything that is red??
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?