DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Nicholiai > whats the most common item sold in jita?
Kalidorius > bullshit
Kalidorius > bullshit
Jinx Denton > I have far too much free cpu on my rapier, feels wasteful :-/
Vincent Pryce > Install Windows Vista on it
Vincent Pryce > Install Windows Vista on it
Hazeleye > paid 7 mil for an implant and then contract it to be shipped here for 1 mil in 1 day
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
Khellias> Fatwatai is right. It really is kind of disturbing just how efficiently the seven sins map to a profitable corporate model in EVE.
Quinn Oron > And everytime I see 'std missile', I think rockets designed for transmitting venereal diseases.
Brocknar Leetel > My kids were alone the whole weekend and they didn't steal my beer, i'm getting nervous about them....
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(
<[var]wrk> my boss is standing over my desktop, when my laptop next to it beeps "Skill Training Completed"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
Terry Nova > Something I've been wondering...do skill timers still count down if you're offline?
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0
Redd Sectoray > I hate having to talk to all these n00bs to see if they're interested in joining though. You should be able to fly up to them, web 'em, and then right-click and select "Have n00b join corp". :)))
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol