<[var]wrk> my boss is standing over my desktop, when my laptop next to it beeps "Skill Training Completed"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
Shikaku > hmmm just managed to make a nine tail whip out of licoriqe ropes
Tobias Lee > sweet and kinky eh?
Shikaku > yep^^
Shikaku > /emote cracks whip
Shikaku > get to work!!
...
Shikaku > damn couldnt resist
Shikaku > i ate my whip
Shikaku > a slavedriver without a whip : /
Tobias Lee > afk
Shikaku > you see? as soon as i loose the whip they start taking breaks, whats next? a union?
Tobias Lee > sweet and kinky eh?
Shikaku > yep^^
Shikaku > /emote cracks whip
Shikaku > get to work!!
...
Shikaku > damn couldnt resist
Shikaku > i ate my whip
Shikaku > a slavedriver without a whip : /
Tobias Lee > afk
Shikaku > you see? as soon as i loose the whip they start taking breaks, whats next? a union?
bryndal36 > that's bout 150mil isk up in flames
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Fantus > my wife realy is pissing me off
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
Gut Buster > i bout killed my dog pulling into the driveway today.
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Nicholiai > whats the most common item sold in jita?
Kalidorius > bullshit
Kalidorius > bullshit
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"
Kilashandra > how gay is this??? 22:28:14 Notify You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
Icenfuel > haha, what?
Kilashandra > there is a bad man inside my ship "touching" my ammo
Icenfuel > haha, what?
Kilashandra > there is a bad man inside my ship "touching" my ammo
Quinn Oron > And everytime I see 'std missile', I think rockets designed for transmitting venereal diseases.