DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Nicholiai > whats the most common item sold in jita?
Kalidorius > bullshit
Kalidorius > bullshit
Ciarente > And the cap lasts 59 seconds, which is roughly twice as long as the tank lasts, so you could say it's a cap stable fit. For all intents and purposes.
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"
Quinn Oron > And everytime I see 'std missile', I think rockets designed for transmitting venereal diseases.
High Sierra > fuck
High Sierra > I just glued my arm to the table
High Sierra > I would say afk but I'm kinda stuck
Evil Edna > you tit
High Sierra > I just glued my arm to the table
High Sierra > I would say afk but I'm kinda stuck
Evil Edna > you tit
superscarface > hahaha aquillar
superscarface > my corpmates has the funniest problem
superscarface > he lost some fighter drones due to lag a month or so back
superscarface > so the GM re-imburses them into his cargohold
superscarface > ..... his battleships cargohold
superscarface > fighters = 1010827402835x the size of a bs cargobay
superscarface > turns out you can't 1.) warp 2.) move 3.) do anything at all with an overfilled cargohold
superscarface > hahah he is stuck in space in a battleship with 100mil of fighters onboard
superscarface > in 0.0
superscarface > funniest thing ever
superscarface > my corpmates has the funniest problem
superscarface > he lost some fighter drones due to lag a month or so back
superscarface > so the GM re-imburses them into his cargohold
superscarface > ..... his battleships cargohold
superscarface > fighters = 1010827402835x the size of a bs cargobay
superscarface > turns out you can't 1.) warp 2.) move 3.) do anything at all with an overfilled cargohold
superscarface > hahah he is stuck in space in a battleship with 100mil of fighters onboard
superscarface > in 0.0
superscarface > funniest thing ever
Xanstin > first person to send me an evemail saying I'm uber gets 99999 isk
Biggs Fa'Duk > i win
Xanstin > biggs won
Xanstin > btw guys
Biggs Fa'Duk > yesss
Xanstin > I had 100000 isk as the CSPA charge
Xanstin > enjoy your -1 isk
Xanstin > AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Xanstin > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Biggs Fa'Duk > i win
Xanstin > biggs won
Xanstin > btw guys
Biggs Fa'Duk > yesss
Xanstin > I had 100000 isk as the CSPA charge
Xanstin > enjoy your -1 isk
Xanstin > AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Xanstin > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Labrys Echilon > what does it mean when someone is flashing red.. did they just steal all my ore?
Ammillia Dragous > yep
Eridus > where?
Labrys Echilon > cus it went somwhere
Tirol > just an ambulance ship, get out of the way
Ammillia Dragous > yep
Eridus > where?
Labrys Echilon > cus it went somwhere
Tirol > just an ambulance ship, get out of the way
Redd Sectoray > I hate having to talk to all these n00bs to see if they're interested in joining though. You should be able to fly up to them, web 'em, and then right-click and select "Have n00b join corp". :)))
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol