Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Tiny Ox > I could have dropped my giant inflatable elephant
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Ben Derindar > /emote is allergic to ebil
Ben Derindar > i feel strange whenever some suprm dude waves to me in local :/
Sevanna > ach.. common. many of em guys are good fellows just like u and me =)
Ben Derindar > /emote consults a list of known substances whose effects match Sevanna's current behaviour patterns
Luther Kincaid > lol
Sevanna > lol!!!
Ben Derindar > i feel strange whenever some suprm dude waves to me in local :/
Sevanna > ach.. common. many of em guys are good fellows just like u and me =)
Ben Derindar > /emote consults a list of known substances whose effects match Sevanna's current behaviour patterns
Luther Kincaid > lol
Sevanna > lol!!!
Domo1 so thats why they say dont go into .0 space in a velator
rcxdude > yes, operation insurethisdamnapoc is a success
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)
Burning Chrome > syndicate must have been a late addition and they stuck it on the cleaners desktop machine
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
(^1man_army) umm wtf
(Faldaani) Yes?
(^1man_army) why can't i talk? :/
(Faldaani) I muted you.
(^1man_army) for what reason
(Faldaani) Your little show with your friend levin
(^1man_army) what show?
(^1man_army) didn't know the word aids was banned :/
(Faldaani) It's not
(Faldaani) You were trolling though
(^1man_army) i just came in because i bought the game recently
(Faldaani) I'm sure you did
(Faldaani) And levin happened to join 4 seconds later
(^1man_army) i dont appreicate being discriminated because i know someone else
(Faldaani) Then you started humping eachother....
(^1man_army) he humped me tbh
(^1man_army) i didn't do anything wrong
(^1man_army) let me talk to your supervisor -_-
(Faldaani) You could always talk to devilhimself
*later*
(Faldaani) I'm guessing that you noticed that you've been muted again
(^1man_army) oh
(^1man_army) did i ever tell you, you have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen? they flashed fire into my soul when i saw the light from them shine down on me.
(Faldaani) Right..
(^1man_army) how about you and i lose that channel and start our own?
(Faldaani) Yes?
(^1man_army) why can't i talk? :/
(Faldaani) I muted you.
(^1man_army) for what reason
(Faldaani) Your little show with your friend levin
(^1man_army) what show?
(^1man_army) didn't know the word aids was banned :/
(Faldaani) It's not
(Faldaani) You were trolling though
(^1man_army) i just came in because i bought the game recently
(Faldaani) I'm sure you did
(Faldaani) And levin happened to join 4 seconds later
(^1man_army) i dont appreicate being discriminated because i know someone else
(Faldaani) Then you started humping eachother....
(^1man_army) he humped me tbh
(^1man_army) i didn't do anything wrong
(^1man_army) let me talk to your supervisor -_-
(Faldaani) You could always talk to devilhimself
*later*
(Faldaani) I'm guessing that you noticed that you've been muted again
(^1man_army) oh
(^1man_army) did i ever tell you, you have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen? they flashed fire into my soul when i saw the light from them shine down on me.
(Faldaani) Right..
(^1man_army) how about you and i lose that channel and start our own?
SamuraiJack > /emote will blow ccp for cash...
SamuraiJack > *blow up
Whitesmith > lol
SamuraiJack > /emote pimpdaddy... and explosives demo ;-)
Whitesmith > one for omgrawr...
Andros Carib > nice recovery SJ
SamuraiJack > /emote sighs... yeah
SamuraiJack > OMGWTFPZN'd... himself.
SamuraiJack > *blow up
Whitesmith > lol
SamuraiJack > /emote pimpdaddy... and explosives demo ;-)
Whitesmith > one for omgrawr...
Andros Carib > nice recovery SJ
SamuraiJack > /emote sighs... yeah
SamuraiJack > OMGWTFPZN'd... himself.
Cefany > /emote shakes her tiny fist at the men
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote hands Derran and Night a wig each and a dress
Kaleigh Doyle > such a tease
Adrielle Firewalker > No men here *whistles*
Kaleigh Doyle > rawr!
Derran > /emote hides in a corner.
Adrielle Firewalker > What's the matter Derranella?
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote snickers
Derran > /emote adds a name to his KOS list...
Adrielle Firewalker > You would kill your own Executor?
Adrielle Firewalker > Poor play sir, poor play
Yuki Li > DERRANELLAAAAA!!!
Yuki Li > teehee.
Derran > Oh great. Now look what you did.
Kaleigh Doyle > lol
Yuki Li > you deserve a theme tune.
Adrielle Firewalker > Sounds like some fancy ice cream
Kaleigh Doyle > try our new derranella ice cream!
Kaleigh Doyle > low fat!
Derran > Stop picking on me!
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote grins
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote whistles innocently
Alisyn Wonderlande > /emote picks Derranella's nose
Adrielle Firewalker > We would stop picking on you, but the other guy hasn't said a word :P
Derran > I'm sensitive!
Yuki Li > Derranella! the minmatar! derranella! hes a freedom fightah! derranella! he's the coolest by far! derranella, just got hit by a car?
Adrielle Firewalker > Hmm, needs work
Adrielle Firewalker > But it could be awesome!
Adrielle Firewalker > Do they allow theme somgs in Paratwa?
Adrielle Firewalker > And can you have a cool-ass cape?
Derran > /emote puts Yuki back on the list, right below Adri.
Yuki Li > YES!
Yuki Li > SCORE!
Yuki Li > /emote declares war on Derran
Yuki Li > HE MEANS THE CALDARI STATE HARM
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote hands Derran and Night a wig each and a dress
Kaleigh Doyle > such a tease
Adrielle Firewalker > No men here *whistles*
Kaleigh Doyle > rawr!
Derran > /emote hides in a corner.
Adrielle Firewalker > What's the matter Derranella?
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote snickers
Derran > /emote adds a name to his KOS list...
Adrielle Firewalker > You would kill your own Executor?
Adrielle Firewalker > Poor play sir, poor play
Yuki Li > DERRANELLAAAAA!!!
Yuki Li > teehee.
Derran > Oh great. Now look what you did.
Kaleigh Doyle > lol
Yuki Li > you deserve a theme tune.
Adrielle Firewalker > Sounds like some fancy ice cream
Kaleigh Doyle > try our new derranella ice cream!
Kaleigh Doyle > low fat!
Derran > Stop picking on me!
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote grins
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote whistles innocently
Alisyn Wonderlande > /emote picks Derranella's nose
Adrielle Firewalker > We would stop picking on you, but the other guy hasn't said a word :P
Derran > I'm sensitive!
Yuki Li > Derranella! the minmatar! derranella! hes a freedom fightah! derranella! he's the coolest by far! derranella, just got hit by a car?
Adrielle Firewalker > Hmm, needs work
Adrielle Firewalker > But it could be awesome!
Adrielle Firewalker > Do they allow theme somgs in Paratwa?
Adrielle Firewalker > And can you have a cool-ass cape?
Derran > /emote puts Yuki back on the list, right below Adri.
Yuki Li > YES!
Yuki Li > SCORE!
Yuki Li > /emote declares war on Derran
Yuki Li > HE MEANS THE CALDARI STATE HARM
Lerner > LOL!
Irina Primsky > now all we need is npc smack in local
and it would be like the current pvp
Lerner > oh god no..
Irina Primsky > Sanshas Lord > chain this .,;.o_o.;,.
Irina Primsky > now all we need is npc smack in local
and it would be like the current pvp
Lerner > oh god no..
Irina Primsky > Sanshas Lord > chain this .,;.o_o.;,.