Dawnchaser > Women are strange
Urpie Ishasit > what else is new
Graylorde > Yeah, did you know they don't have a penis?
Dawnchaser > Yeah, I learned that yesterday :P
Urpie Ishasit > what else is new
Graylorde > Yeah, did you know they don't have a penis?
Dawnchaser > Yeah, I learned that yesterday :P
Rory D2 > brr my feet are cold
Aveneer Walker > tell your slave to stop licking them
Aveneer Walker > tell your slave to stop licking them
Putrid Flesh > droppin caps on ur asses
raghalina > any particular letter or just random?
raghalina > any particular letter or just random?
SnyperKill > well, at least he's not carring 74 plex in his cargo!!
Cid Kelso > Did someone say PLEX?!
Cid Kelso > HAY I HAVE A KESTREL LETS FLY SOME PLEX
Dante Chusuk > yes we need a very large amount moved :P
Cid Kelso > I HAVE KESTREL WITH CARGO EXPANDERS AND ROCKETS IT IS VERY DURABLE
SnyperKill > but before you undock lets make sure that there are wartargets in jita
Dante Chusuk > Cid you owe me new monitor and keyboard
Dante Chusuk > oh and a coffee :P
Cid Kelso > Did someone say PLEX?!
Cid Kelso > HAY I HAVE A KESTREL LETS FLY SOME PLEX
Dante Chusuk > yes we need a very large amount moved :P
Cid Kelso > I HAVE KESTREL WITH CARGO EXPANDERS AND ROCKETS IT IS VERY DURABLE
SnyperKill > but before you undock lets make sure that there are wartargets in jita
Dante Chusuk > Cid you owe me new monitor and keyboard
Dante Chusuk > oh and a coffee :P
solar zody > WTF
Andra McKay > navy mega with frig size lasers, shield, armor and hull repper and overdrives in lowsec...
solar zody > why cant we run into these and own them
Andra McKay > and yes, he had a 1mn ab on it
solar zody > i'll prentend i didnt see that
solar zody > thats like
solar zody > a fully grown man buggering a dwarf girl
solar zody > its wrong
solar zody > hi ho hi ho....
Andra McKay > lol, trying to attract dwarf girls?
solar zody > no
Andra McKay > roleplaying a dwarf girl that wants to be ravaged by a fully grown man like that navy mega in lowsec?
Andra McKay > navy mega with frig size lasers, shield, armor and hull repper and overdrives in lowsec...
solar zody > why cant we run into these and own them
Andra McKay > and yes, he had a 1mn ab on it
solar zody > i'll prentend i didnt see that
solar zody > thats like
solar zody > a fully grown man buggering a dwarf girl
solar zody > its wrong
solar zody > hi ho hi ho....
Andra McKay > lol, trying to attract dwarf girls?
solar zody > no
Andra McKay > roleplaying a dwarf girl that wants to be ravaged by a fully grown man like that navy mega in lowsec?
Dodgy rascal > do you have a girlfriend?
John192 > no dude
John192 > i have a wife, its sorta the same thing withut blowjobs
John192 > and more cleaning
Darth Zarthinon > marriage blegh
John192 > yeah thanks for that Darth, ccould have warned me 12 years ago :(
Darth Zarthinon > yeah the other guys warned me early on. Sluts with benefits is best.
John192 > no dude
John192 > i have a wife, its sorta the same thing withut blowjobs
John192 > and more cleaning
Darth Zarthinon > marriage blegh
John192 > yeah thanks for that Darth, ccould have warned me 12 years ago :(
Darth Zarthinon > yeah the other guys warned me early on. Sluts with benefits is best.
<@Pilk> And Titan bonuses are nothing to rely on; between lag, bugs, logoffs, and WCs and SCs dying, half the fleet won't have them at any one time.
<@Pilk> Not true in my fleets, mind you; people will have fleet bonuses applied even if it means I'm so distracted that we lose a mothership or two.
<@Pilk> But other FCs have misplaced priorities.
<@Pilk> Not true in my fleets, mind you; people will have fleet bonuses applied even if it means I'm so distracted that we lose a mothership or two.
<@Pilk> But other FCs have misplaced priorities.
Arvald >ok the room has stopped spinning so i thing the scotch monster has left me alone
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Draken Blut > after 30 days of playing eve and not shaving, you should auto join wookie channel
Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic