bryndal36 > that's bout 150mil isk up in flames
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Lefthand Downabit > i think they nerfed my mining macros with last patch. :(
Lefthand Downabit > oops, wrong chat disregard
Lefthand Downabit > oops, wrong chat disregard
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
soulstripper > i cant believe it,i had bout 20 containers to look through to get mission objective ,and i had to pfind it in the last one,story of my life,hehe
Elise Masutra > i always collect every single loot
Elise Masutra > i'm soo griedy i even mine the veldspar in deadspace missions
Elise Masutra > i always collect every single loot
Elise Masutra > i'm soo griedy i even mine the veldspar in deadspace missions
Fantus > my wife realy is pissing me off
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
Gut Buster > i bout killed my dog pulling into the driveway today.
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
<OmberZombie> it's the internet, what else is it good for other than downloading porn?
qasdfdsaq > damn girls inviting me over for dinner
qasdfdsaq > ive not got time for this crap
qasdfdsaq > i have a fucking dead internet spaceship to replace
qasdfdsaq > ive not got time for this crap
qasdfdsaq > i have a fucking dead internet spaceship to replace
Kilashandra > how gay is this??? 22:28:14 Notify You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
Icenfuel > haha, what?
Kilashandra > there is a bad man inside my ship "touching" my ammo
Icenfuel > haha, what?
Kilashandra > there is a bad man inside my ship "touching" my ammo
<Callistus> so what would you fit in the lows of an avatar?
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock