Paradox Theory > beat a Dominix and an Armageddon with a Dominix, thus Dominix > Dominix + Armageddon. Subtracting a Dominix from each side gives you 0 > Armageddon. QED, Amarr
High Sierra > fuck
High Sierra > I just glued my arm to the table
High Sierra > I would say afk but I'm kinda stuck
Evil Edna > you tit
High Sierra > I just glued my arm to the table
High Sierra > I would say afk but I'm kinda stuck
Evil Edna > you tit
superscarface > hahaha aquillar
superscarface > my corpmates has the funniest problem
superscarface > he lost some fighter drones due to lag a month or so back
superscarface > so the GM re-imburses them into his cargohold
superscarface > ..... his battleships cargohold
superscarface > fighters = 1010827402835x the size of a bs cargobay
superscarface > turns out you can't 1.) warp 2.) move 3.) do anything at all with an overfilled cargohold
superscarface > hahah he is stuck in space in a battleship with 100mil of fighters onboard
superscarface > in 0.0
superscarface > funniest thing ever
superscarface > my corpmates has the funniest problem
superscarface > he lost some fighter drones due to lag a month or so back
superscarface > so the GM re-imburses them into his cargohold
superscarface > ..... his battleships cargohold
superscarface > fighters = 1010827402835x the size of a bs cargobay
superscarface > turns out you can't 1.) warp 2.) move 3.) do anything at all with an overfilled cargohold
superscarface > hahah he is stuck in space in a battleship with 100mil of fighters onboard
superscarface > in 0.0
superscarface > funniest thing ever
Condiment > hi princess beefcurtains
Princess Beefcurtains > hi2u
Condiment > is your name a mataphor?
Princess Beefcurtains > are you ketchup?
Princess Beefcurtains > hi2u
Condiment > is your name a mataphor?
Princess Beefcurtains > are you ketchup?
Terry Nova > Something I've been wondering...do skill timers still count down if you're offline?
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0
High Sierra > i have a woman
Kerixi > hourly basis and weekend rates don't count.
ASIV TRE > congrats u got a pump too?
Tennotsukai > you know kidnapping is illegal....
Kerixi > ooo 3 way strike...booyaaaa
High Sierra > you know for a minute there I thought I might get some congrats
High Sierra > but noooooooooooooooooooooo
Tennotsukai > lol
bryndal36 > that's bout 150mil isk up in flames
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Lefthand Downabit > i think they nerfed my mining macros with last patch. :(
Lefthand Downabit > oops, wrong chat disregard
Lefthand Downabit > oops, wrong chat disregard
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
qasdfdsaq > damn girls inviting me over for dinner
qasdfdsaq > ive not got time for this crap
qasdfdsaq > i have a fucking dead internet spaceship to replace
qasdfdsaq > ive not got time for this crap
qasdfdsaq > i have a fucking dead internet spaceship to replace