Martyr 01 > afternoon guys
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Kerushi > better watchout or i`ll come after u with my club and drag u into my cave for a keirbbq :o
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
Dimitry > El Sid, then bring a friend
Azia Burgi > what system are you in sid?
El Sid > Are they effective?
Azia Burgi > friends?
Azia Burgi > yes
Azia Burgi > what system are you in sid?
El Sid > Are they effective?
Azia Burgi > friends?
Azia Burgi > yes
Atandros > Well, comrade, for the good of the proletariat and of yourself I strongly advise, nay, urge you to deposit all your minerals in the factory input hangar.
Coeleth > Okay
Coeleth > I have some livestock too, and homeless. Can they go in there too?
Atandros > They will make fine leather padding.
Coeleth > Quality interiors
Coeleth > I like it. :D
Coeleth > No cheap plastic panelling for JF. Beechwood and leather throughout.
Atandros > The fitting may be ghetto, but the decor is bling bling
Atandros > Absolutely
Coeleth > Okay
Coeleth > I have some livestock too, and homeless. Can they go in there too?
Atandros > They will make fine leather padding.
Coeleth > Quality interiors
Coeleth > I like it. :D
Coeleth > No cheap plastic panelling for JF. Beechwood and leather throughout.
Atandros > The fitting may be ghetto, but the decor is bling bling
Atandros > Absolutely
Sarmaul > also, is there anyone online who can give me my read-only roles back as I'm a wee bit drunk and hit the wrong button a few too many times :/
Lord Savage > Damn, i tried to start a "donate drunken isk cause he went afk to get head from this not really good looking girl who has been semi-stalking him for 3 years so he decided to let her blow him, but he was undocked and lost his raven to VC" fund, but it didnt work :(
Katsumoto > i think caught in the cat is illegal
Katsumoto > act*
Katsumoto > lmao what a typo
Katsumoto > act*
Katsumoto > lmao what a typo
Expert Newbie > so that's what a procurer looks like
Aernomous > i kinda like the look =P
Expert Newbie > kinda looks like a combat ship
Expert Newbie > if anything, we can be the showroom floor for ORE
Kaydakulla Defur > Indeed.
Aernomous > woot
Expert Newbie > "looking to become a hardcore miner but don't know if you want to take the plunge yet? here we have a procurer, an excellent beginning vessel for the interprising miner!"
Kaydakulla Defur > LOL
Expert Newbie > "want to upgrade to something a bit better without breaking the wallet? this retriever should fit the bill perfectly with its TWO, read it, that's right, TWO turret slots!"
Expert Newbie > "going for the ultimate in mining bliss? look no further than this magnificent coveter, perfect for any mining occasion and a drone bay to impress all the ladies!"
Aernomous > i kinda like the look =P
Expert Newbie > kinda looks like a combat ship
Expert Newbie > if anything, we can be the showroom floor for ORE
Kaydakulla Defur > Indeed.
Aernomous > woot
Expert Newbie > "looking to become a hardcore miner but don't know if you want to take the plunge yet? here we have a procurer, an excellent beginning vessel for the interprising miner!"
Kaydakulla Defur > LOL
Expert Newbie > "want to upgrade to something a bit better without breaking the wallet? this retriever should fit the bill perfectly with its TWO, read it, that's right, TWO turret slots!"
Expert Newbie > "going for the ultimate in mining bliss? look no further than this magnificent coveter, perfect for any mining occasion and a drone bay to impress all the ladies!"
GutRot > have you ever watched so much porn that you feel as though somehow you have been embedded with all the knowledge and superhuman abilities of a porn star?
Yiggi > no :(
GutRot > me neither but damn I am trying
slothe > erm..yeah :/
slothe > when u havent seen anything novel is when uve seen enough porn
slothe > like "its just another horse"
Yiggi > no :(
GutRot > me neither but damn I am trying
slothe > erm..yeah :/
slothe > when u havent seen anything novel is when uve seen enough porn
slothe > like "its just another horse"
<@TWD> Woot. Has the coalition almost won yet?
<&NTRabbit> i heard they had, TWD
<&NTRabbit> its only a matter of days before your alliance crumbles
<Candy> Make your time!
<Maarud> heh
<@TWD> Noo :|
* @ifni^work slaps TWD around a bit with a large trout
<@ifni^work> your time has come!
<&NTRabbit> rak is already preparing for his role as interim governor
<BlackRain> Onos, we're losing the war?
<Pallidum> Who's losing the war?
<Pallidum> We are?
<Maarud> yes
<Pallidum> :(
<&NTRabbit> i saw them pulling down a statue of Molle in YZ on CNN last night
<Maarud> oh noes!
<BlackRain> It was a big statue. We had to mine quite a lot of minerals in order to build it :
<@ifni^work> digi will lose his dominions
<@ifni^work> i wonder if he'll cry
<&NTRabbit> and coalition forces reported that they had surrounded the Ace of Clubs and the Jack of Spades in Delve
<&NTRabbit> thats TWD and digi btw
<Maarud> bottoms bared
<BlackRain> There are no infidel tanks on the streets of Delve
<@ifni^work> lol ntr
<Pallidum> hahaha!
<Candy> there are wmds in BoB space
<&NTRabbit> kayosoni stood at the edge of outer ring and offered to surrender himself to colation forces, but nobody cared
<&NTRabbit> Ayatollah Seleene Khomeini and his militants remain at large
<BlackRain> I wonder when George W Xirtam will make his 'mission accomplished' announcement
<xrm_> lol
<&NTRabbit> he's going to land a fighter on a mothership at the end of the week, i heard
<&NTRabbit> i heard they had, TWD
<&NTRabbit> its only a matter of days before your alliance crumbles
<Candy> Make your time!
<Maarud> heh
<@TWD> Noo :|
* @ifni^work slaps TWD around a bit with a large trout
<@ifni^work> your time has come!
<&NTRabbit> rak is already preparing for his role as interim governor
<BlackRain> Onos, we're losing the war?
<Pallidum> Who's losing the war?
<Pallidum> We are?
<Maarud> yes
<Pallidum> :(
<&NTRabbit> i saw them pulling down a statue of Molle in YZ on CNN last night
<Maarud> oh noes!
<BlackRain> It was a big statue. We had to mine quite a lot of minerals in order to build it :
<@ifni^work> digi will lose his dominions
<@ifni^work> i wonder if he'll cry
<&NTRabbit> and coalition forces reported that they had surrounded the Ace of Clubs and the Jack of Spades in Delve
<&NTRabbit> thats TWD and digi btw
<Maarud> bottoms bared
<BlackRain> There are no infidel tanks on the streets of Delve
<@ifni^work> lol ntr
<Pallidum> hahaha!
<Candy> there are wmds in BoB space
<&NTRabbit> kayosoni stood at the edge of outer ring and offered to surrender himself to colation forces, but nobody cared
<&NTRabbit> Ayatollah Seleene Khomeini and his militants remain at large
<BlackRain> I wonder when George W Xirtam will make his 'mission accomplished' announcement
<xrm_> lol
<&NTRabbit> he's going to land a fighter on a mothership at the end of the week, i heard