(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
qasdfdsaq > damn girls inviting me over for dinner
qasdfdsaq > ive not got time for this crap
qasdfdsaq > i have a fucking dead internet spaceship to replace
qasdfdsaq > ive not got time for this crap
qasdfdsaq > i have a fucking dead internet spaceship to replace
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"
<Callistus> so what would you fit in the lows of an avatar?
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock
Niddix > I bought myself 7 med armor reppers.. thought they were drones ;)
Thiede > lol
Thiede > maybe you can throw them at ppl =)
Thiede > jettison one next to the first guy calling for remote rep
Niddix > lol
Niddix > here you go bud
Thiede > lol
Thiede > maybe you can throw them at ppl =)
Thiede > jettison one next to the first guy calling for remote rep
Niddix > lol
Niddix > here you go bud
Saint Lazarus > he has optimal range and 3 trackin mods and still cant hit puberty
Rooker > one of these days when I'm bored I'll fit a 1600 plate on this brutix and MWD somebody off their rock :D
Michelle Deathmind > Rooker - a good hit from a heavy brute can send a exhumer a good 20k out. :P
Michelle Deathmind > FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE *WHAM*
Michelle Deathmind > It's awesome to watch. You see this gigantic BC come careening through the belt, stop suddenly, and then you see the lasers of the exhumer going bonkers as the barge just goes weeeeeeeeeeeee....
Michelle Deathmind > SCUSE ME BITCH CUMMIN THROUGH
Michelle Deathmind > Rooker - a good hit from a heavy brute can send a exhumer a good 20k out. :P
Michelle Deathmind > FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE *WHAM*
Michelle Deathmind > It's awesome to watch. You see this gigantic BC come careening through the belt, stop suddenly, and then you see the lasers of the exhumer going bonkers as the barge just goes weeeeeeeeeeeee....
Michelle Deathmind > SCUSE ME BITCH CUMMIN THROUGH
Miklos Atreides > anyone have a good taranis fit that doesn't involve buying a crow?
Creana > u`r momma is so fat , that BOB mistaken her for a region and claimed her
Azia Burgi > are you going to try and sell me isk?
Azia Burgi > because i'm not interested
snjhsnuhhusagh > Why should I ship blasting your way
snjhsnuhhusagh > I now can not afford to buy even the sea to die
Azia Burgi > wtf?
snjhsnuhhusagh > I now how to purchase the vessels die
Azia Burgi > if you say so
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's
Azia Burgi > what are you trying to ask me?
snjhsnuhhusagh > I know how to die
Azia Burgi > good
snjhsnuhhusagh > I now do in how the country could not afford to buy even the sea
Azia Burgi > very poetic
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's your say
Azia Burgi > i called you poetic
snjhsnuhhusagh > Can you give me some money to buy a boat to die
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > why not just self-destruct your pod if you want to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Can not ah
Azia Burgi > where are you from?
snjhsnuhhusagh > So you give me the money to buy ships to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > I do not have the money yourselves
Azia Burgi > nope, never in a billion years
Azia Burgi > you need to tweak your macro my dear
Azia Burgi > you'd never pass the turing test
snjhsnuhhusagh > Suffice for me to two million
Azia Burgi > ok, i'll pretend to send you the money
Azia Burgi > there, sent :)
Azia Burgi > now bugger off and leave me alone with my omber roids
snjhsnuhhusagh > I have not received any way how
snjhsnuhhusagh > Is not to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Could you give me two million die
Azia Burgi > how do i know that you won't spend the money on drugs, alcohol and women?
Azia Burgi > your very emo, talking about dying all the time
snjhsnuhhusagh > I fail to understand in what way you die
Azia Burgi > i don't die
Azia Burgi > i live forever
snjhsnuhhusagh > Could you give me is not the way
Azia Burgi > as a ghost in the machine
Azia Burgi > look, i'm getting bored with you now
Azia Burgi > can you please go
Azia Burgi > in fact i want 2 million off you so that you can die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Do not be proud?
Azia Burgi > i want 2million
Azia Burgi > for wasting my time
snjhsnuhhusagh > I bought two million to ship die
Azia Burgi > hurry up and die then
Azia Burgi > DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
snjhsnuhhusagh > Is not to die
Azia Burgi > DEATH!!!!!
Azia Burgi > dye
Azia Burgi > tie-died
Azia Burgi > beware of the jabberwocky!
Azia Burgi > shouldn't you be singing "daisy, daisy my fair lady" as i unplug you>
Azia Burgi > ?
snjhsnuhhusagh > ????????????????????
Azia Burgi > ???????????????????????????????????????
Azia Burgi > don't try and out question mark me f00
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's ???????????????
snjhsnuhhusagh > !!!!!!!!!!
Azia Burgi > are you ever going to leave me alone?
snjhsnuhhusagh > You are Chinese?
Azia Burgi > no
snjhsnuhhusagh > You 0. A few die hard
snjhsnuhhusagh > So, you are that country to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Can you take me to fight?
Azia Burgi > yes
snjhsnuhhusagh > How you do not talk that way
Azia Burgi > head to PF-346 and i'll meet you there
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's
snjhsnuhhusagh > I do not understand what you said to die?
Azia Burgi > ok, i've petitioned you
Azia Burgi > go away
Azia Burgi > because i'm not interested
snjhsnuhhusagh > Why should I ship blasting your way
snjhsnuhhusagh > I now can not afford to buy even the sea to die
Azia Burgi > wtf?
snjhsnuhhusagh > I now how to purchase the vessels die
Azia Burgi > if you say so
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's
Azia Burgi > what are you trying to ask me?
snjhsnuhhusagh > I know how to die
Azia Burgi > good
snjhsnuhhusagh > I now do in how the country could not afford to buy even the sea
Azia Burgi > very poetic
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's your say
Azia Burgi > i called you poetic
snjhsnuhhusagh > Can you give me some money to buy a boat to die
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > why not just self-destruct your pod if you want to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Can not ah
Azia Burgi > where are you from?
snjhsnuhhusagh > So you give me the money to buy ships to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > I do not have the money yourselves
Azia Burgi > nope, never in a billion years
Azia Burgi > you need to tweak your macro my dear
Azia Burgi > you'd never pass the turing test
snjhsnuhhusagh > Suffice for me to two million
Azia Burgi > ok, i'll pretend to send you the money
Azia Burgi > there, sent :)
Azia Burgi > now bugger off and leave me alone with my omber roids
snjhsnuhhusagh > I have not received any way how
snjhsnuhhusagh > Is not to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Could you give me two million die
Azia Burgi > how do i know that you won't spend the money on drugs, alcohol and women?
Azia Burgi > your very emo, talking about dying all the time
snjhsnuhhusagh > I fail to understand in what way you die
Azia Burgi > i don't die
Azia Burgi > i live forever
snjhsnuhhusagh > Could you give me is not the way
Azia Burgi > as a ghost in the machine
Azia Burgi > look, i'm getting bored with you now
Azia Burgi > can you please go
Azia Burgi > in fact i want 2 million off you so that you can die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Do not be proud?
Azia Burgi > i want 2million
Azia Burgi > for wasting my time
snjhsnuhhusagh > I bought two million to ship die
Azia Burgi > hurry up and die then
Azia Burgi > DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
snjhsnuhhusagh > Is not to die
Azia Burgi > DEATH!!!!!
Azia Burgi > dye
Azia Burgi > tie-died
Azia Burgi > beware of the jabberwocky!
Azia Burgi > shouldn't you be singing "daisy, daisy my fair lady" as i unplug you>
Azia Burgi > ?
snjhsnuhhusagh > ????????????????????
Azia Burgi > ???????????????????????????????????????
Azia Burgi > don't try and out question mark me f00
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's ???????????????
snjhsnuhhusagh > !!!!!!!!!!
Azia Burgi > are you ever going to leave me alone?
snjhsnuhhusagh > You are Chinese?
Azia Burgi > no
snjhsnuhhusagh > You 0. A few die hard
snjhsnuhhusagh > So, you are that country to die
snjhsnuhhusagh > Can you take me to fight?
Azia Burgi > yes
snjhsnuhhusagh > How you do not talk that way
Azia Burgi > head to PF-346 and i'll meet you there
snjhsnuhhusagh > What's
snjhsnuhhusagh > I do not understand what you said to die?
Azia Burgi > ok, i've petitioned you
Azia Burgi > go away