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ZaKma > If you're not on TS, please self destruct to save us all a lot of time.

2007.08.05 14:50:30 Notify Bioweapon has initiated self-destruct of their Rokh, it will explode in 120 seconds.
2007.08.05 14:52:30 Notify Rokh belonging to Bioweapon self-destructs.

Bioweapon > my rokh self destructed after I canceled it lol
MiLashykia > i am a bit drunk. i just looked up all the girls in my school on friends reunited and spammed them with ' single? fancy a shag? '
Dude > lmao
MiLashykia > no replys so far :
<@DigitalCommunist> You currently have 172 skills and 67,031,917 skill points :I
<&NTRabbit> impressive
<@DigitalCommunist> You have that on highlight, don't you?
<&NTRabbit> i dont have to listen to any of these wild allegations
<@DigitalCommunist> I saw that, I SAW THAT
<@DigitalCommunist> You're looking it up as we speak
<&NTRabbit> slander
<&NTRabbit> im looking at my killmails
* @DigitalCommunist holds his sides
<@DigitalCommunist> Oh thats a good one :|
<+GeromeDoutrande> only 61 million :(
<@DigitalCommunist> Come on NTR, just do it and we'll both feel better
<@DigitalCommunist> Maybe
<&NTRabbit> You currently have 212 skills and 72,275,167 skill points
Telepyleia > what's a nanoship? Sounds very small
Yorlbie > aw hll. i cnt fnd my srvont sfd of backup orge3s
Shadow XII > Sounds like you cant find the keyboard either
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Obsidian Hawk > oh no cz is alive
Basil Exposition > not really
Basil Exposition > I am in the middle of building out a 16 channel video surveillance DVR server
Obsidian Hawk > for where victoria's secret dressing rooms?
Floobus > didn't the police warn you about that alreadY!?
PeterWolf > and can we get a link to that?
Basil Exposition > yes, yes, and no
Khellias> It seems to me that submitting yourself to omgrawr is a lot like jerking off to a photo of yourself jerking off.
Khellias> That is: creepy, pathetic, and just a bit disturbing.

Masakari God > /emote counts on both hands and both feet how many ships are mad at masakari atm
Masakari God > ok masakari ran out of fingers toes and elbows
Masakari God > lets just say there alot
Masakari God > 16 bs atm
Masakari God > 15
MrWhitei God > lol
MrWhitei God > you only have 16 fingers and toes?
Sn0wst0rm > my family always did cats.
Azia Burgi > oO
Azia Burgi > oookaaaay
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