Elise Suzaben > your momma's so fat, BoB mistook her for a region and claimed her.
PKlavins > who's bored
Lancelot duLac > is that a mulptiple choice question ?
TarSky > me
PKlavins > ok... take any line from star wars, and replace a word with the word 'sausage' e.g. "The sausage is strong in this one"
Enocm > use the sausage Luke
Lancelot duLac > dont sausage me
Nitrogen92 > May the sausage be with you
PKlavins > "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Lancelot duLac > I have 2 sausages :P
Enocm > Luke I am your sausage
Lancelot duLac > Sausage me up, scotty
AUB > lol thats not star wars
Lancelot duLac > i know
Enocm > Move along this is not the sausage you are looking for
Lancelot duLac > dont look at my sausage :P
Lancelot duLac > is that a mulptiple choice question ?
TarSky > me
PKlavins > ok... take any line from star wars, and replace a word with the word 'sausage' e.g. "The sausage is strong in this one"
Enocm > use the sausage Luke
Lancelot duLac > dont sausage me
Nitrogen92 > May the sausage be with you
PKlavins > "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Lancelot duLac > I have 2 sausages :P
Enocm > Luke I am your sausage
Lancelot duLac > Sausage me up, scotty
AUB > lol thats not star wars
Lancelot duLac > i know
Enocm > Move along this is not the sausage you are looking for
Lancelot duLac > dont look at my sausage :P
Dramaking > so i tried to fire up my bbq today ....its running on gas. I thought i had lit it, but it was just gas coming on at it was not on fire .....i tried a couple of times and nothing happened so i look a bit closer and it lit up and now my eyebrows are gone
Jhaelin Anarise > Wow, this thing's quite a bit more nimble than the Catalyst.
Jhaelin Anarise > 15% less cargo space, though. Ah well.
Jhaelin Anarise > The 20% increased cap more than makes up for it.
Khellias > /emote tears through space in his Hulk!
Jhaelin Anarise > At a blistering 72 m/s?
Khellias > Nah.
Khellias > 71.9
Jhaelin Anarise > /emote laughs
Jhaelin Anarise > 15% less cargo space, though. Ah well.
Jhaelin Anarise > The 20% increased cap more than makes up for it.
Khellias > /emote tears through space in his Hulk!
Jhaelin Anarise > At a blistering 72 m/s?
Khellias > Nah.
Khellias > 71.9
Jhaelin Anarise > /emote laughs
Khellias> It has occurred to me that my logic about the reason the Matari named the Burst what they did can be applied across more of their ships.
Khellias> Like the Rupture. And an inter-tribe gang fight probably broke out on the first Stabber.
Khellias> Like the Rupture. And an inter-tribe gang fight probably broke out on the first Stabber.
Sadith > oh shit i just docked and found an ishtar
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Weazy Dax > fuck fuck fuck
Aran Makor > tard
Aran Makor > FUCK
Drassus > lots of fucks goin on
Drassus > whats happnin
Aran Makor > drassus, i need help
Drassus > huh?
Drassus > what where?>
Aran Makor > i.......need....help......
Aran Makor > bash
Drassus > where and what?
Aran Makor > im a fucking retard
Weazy Z > hes going down!
Drassus > faction?
Drassus > quick
Aran Makor > im jammed, scrammed, webbed
Aran Makor > and out of fucking ammo
Drassus > meh what faction is it
Weazy Dax > where at?
Aran Makor > [18:05:11] Aran Makor > and out of fucking ammo
Drassus > WHO U FIGHTING?
Aran Makor > guristas
Drassus > kk
Aran Makor > my tank is holding at 100%
Aran Makor > I just dont anything to fire at them
Drassus > omw
Weazy Z > lol
Aran Makor > *dont have anything
Aran Makor > bring wrath cruise missles...
Drassus > cant i undocked now
Aran Makor > I guess being jammed isnt so bad...
Drassus > no drones?
Aran Makor > if i dont have anything to fucking ire at them
Aran Makor > *fire
Aran Makor > Weazy, get this this
Drassus > lol
Aran Makor > A 715mil isk t2 raven is being shot up by a fucking battle badger
Larg Kellein > only on the interwebs will you ever see the sentence "Lady Buddha raises *his* hand..."... I hope :p
Vilnius Schtage > Heath Ledger you're alive!
Heath Ledger > shhhh
Heath Ledger > I faked my death to get more playing time.
Heath Ledger > shhhh
Heath Ledger > I faked my death to get more playing time.
IRON Ix Forres: friendly POS in VFK, anyone know one?
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