Perastis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Ingold Hammersmith > hey sard
Kumja > Sard can I have your autograph?
Sard Caid > sure
Kumja > Will you sign my baby?
Sard Caid > with a scalpel.
Kumja > that's twisted..
Sard Caid > Er...with crayon?
Sard Caid > =(
Sard Caid > I'm not good at this
Kumja > keep working on it
Sard Caid > kk
Kumja > Sard can I have your autograph?
Sard Caid > sure
Kumja > Will you sign my baby?
Sard Caid > with a scalpel.
Kumja > that's twisted..
Sard Caid > Er...with crayon?
Sard Caid > =(
Sard Caid > I'm not good at this
Kumja > keep working on it
Sard Caid > kk
Wrayeth > o Aimee
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Devilish Ledoux > Wall Street is literally the RL equivalent of Goonswarm
failpirate > werd up
failpirate > (?)
John Blick > go to bed! gotta get up early!
Meatball Enema > bunch in kourmonen
Meatball Enema > man up and fucking show up
Mu'n Hurricane > some of them in auga... just cant find where at
failpirate > can anyone loan me 4bil?
ahduth > what for?
failpirate > lost my rifter
Sinfull > Yyyyyeeeeah..... i'll get right on that...
failpirate > <3
ahduth > yes, yes you will
Chaos Wyvern > Do you take monopoly money?
failpirate > surprisingly, i do
failpirate > (?)
John Blick > go to bed! gotta get up early!
Meatball Enema > bunch in kourmonen
Meatball Enema > man up and fucking show up
Mu'n Hurricane > some of them in auga... just cant find where at
failpirate > can anyone loan me 4bil?
ahduth > what for?
failpirate > lost my rifter
Sinfull > Yyyyyeeeeah..... i'll get right on that...
failpirate > <3
ahduth > yes, yes you will
Chaos Wyvern > Do you take monopoly money?
failpirate > surprisingly, i do
Sinfull > Arrgh... sjut went 6 systems in the wrong direction... Hate when i dont concentrate.
Sinfull > What kind of a typo' is "sjut" anyway?
Sinfull > Just*
Sinfull > I need another drink.
ahduth > i think that's the kind of typo that occurs when your BAC is that high
Sinfull > That, kind sir. Just cannot possibly have anything to do with it. I bet this next drink will sort all my problems out.
Sinfull > You'll see
Sinfull > What kind of a typo' is "sjut" anyway?
Sinfull > Just*
Sinfull > I need another drink.
ahduth > i think that's the kind of typo that occurs when your BAC is that high
Sinfull > That, kind sir. Just cannot possibly have anything to do with it. I bet this next drink will sort all my problems out.
Sinfull > You'll see
[10:38:54] Selena05 > kk so 6 bships
[10:39:23] CPT Kris > wot??
Selena05 > i have to kill 6 bships to pay u bk
CPT Kris > oh ok no worries
Selena05 > already wrking on first ^^
CPT Kris > cool no rust
Selena05 > no its a minmatar hybrid so lots of rust
[10:39:23] CPT Kris > wot??
Selena05 > i have to kill 6 bships to pay u bk
CPT Kris > oh ok no worries
Selena05 > already wrking on first ^^
CPT Kris > cool no rust
Selena05 > no its a minmatar hybrid so lots of rust
ComDS > holy crap...
ComDS > been playing this game for 3+ years and just now figured out you could drag you ship controls from side to side
Shooty Yumster > I move mine to the right so my chat window has more room at the bottom left
ComDS > wow I can make my chat window super large now
Shooty Yumster > jinx
ComDS > I swear sometimes I feel like the guy in fight club. You guys are all in my mind
Shooty Yumster > the guy in fight club only had 2 accounts
ComDS > been playing this game for 3+ years and just now figured out you could drag you ship controls from side to side
Shooty Yumster > I move mine to the right so my chat window has more room at the bottom left
ComDS > wow I can make my chat window super large now
Shooty Yumster > jinx
ComDS > I swear sometimes I feel like the guy in fight club. You guys are all in my mind
Shooty Yumster > the guy in fight club only had 2 accounts
Jimbo Stellar > they should do something to rails to make them more... well useful for anything
Theo Samaritan > like i said tachs are a special case
Theo Samaritan > all the other beams, long range missiles, and long range projectiles dont have the dps either
Theo Samaritan > not without some bonuses, anyway
Extinctio Sanctitas > they really should do something about hybrids, they're pretty terrible
Theo Samaritan > mhm
Theo Samaritan > gallente on paper are good ships
Theo Samaritan > but there is no reason to fight at ultra-short range anymore
Jimbo Stellar > blasters can be okay
Theo Samaritan > no they cant thats the thing
Theo Samaritan > all the other racial low-range weapons out-range the blasters
Theo Samaritan > Fighting against a Gallente blaster ship, currently, can be demonstrated by holding a midget at arms length while he swings his arms trying to hit you.
Theo Samaritan > like i said tachs are a special case
Theo Samaritan > all the other beams, long range missiles, and long range projectiles dont have the dps either
Theo Samaritan > not without some bonuses, anyway
Extinctio Sanctitas > they really should do something about hybrids, they're pretty terrible
Theo Samaritan > mhm
Theo Samaritan > gallente on paper are good ships
Theo Samaritan > but there is no reason to fight at ultra-short range anymore
Jimbo Stellar > blasters can be okay
Theo Samaritan > no they cant thats the thing
Theo Samaritan > all the other racial low-range weapons out-range the blasters
Theo Samaritan > Fighting against a Gallente blaster ship, currently, can be demonstrated by holding a midget at arms length while he swings his arms trying to hit you.
Morwen Lagann > As Kasuko put it earlier
Morwen Lagann > Star Fraction lost the match...
Morwen Lagann > /emote sunglasses
Morwen Lagann > ... Because they made a Rook-y mistake.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote bursts out laughing.
Mizhara Del'thul > Fucker... coated my monitor in a nice layer of coffee now.
Morwen Lagann > Star Fraction lost the match...
Morwen Lagann > /emote sunglasses
Morwen Lagann > ... Because they made a Rook-y mistake.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote bursts out laughing.
Mizhara Del'thul > Fucker... coated my monitor in a nice layer of coffee now.