Kiirov > split an xl pizza?
Cidelo Fastro > well, its 2 am
Cidelo Fastro > i am perma jammed
Kiirov > hmm pizza may not be a good idea if you already can't shit
Cidelo Fastro > i was talking about the cruisers
Cidelo Fastro > well, its 2 am
Cidelo Fastro > i am perma jammed
Kiirov > hmm pizza may not be a good idea if you already can't shit
Cidelo Fastro > i was talking about the cruisers
Erawri > DX, did you get all your stuff moved where you needed to?
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
Amanda Huggankiss > never fly a ship your not willing to self destruct for the lulz
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Edelfund > It just occured to me that ninja salvaging with a ship named "salvager" sorta blows the ninja part
Trint Jumper > Hi guys - we got a new player in our corp: Deskman. he's UK timezone - any UK players online?
Prof fusion > o/
Ric Adburr > I have a dry wit, does that count?
Prof fusion > o/
Ric Adburr > I have a dry wit, does that count?
Futuristic Eagle > Evoloution is a really simple theory.
Futuristic Eagle > That is highly misunderstood.
Futuristic Eagle > And in all fairness, I don't blame people.
Futuristic Eagle > it requires you to be able to perceive timespans of millions of years.
TheeCore > blah
Futuristic Eagle > And we arn't built to do that.
Lady Karolyne > As much as billions.
TheeCore > bye
Goober70 > i could train a lot of pew pew skills in millions of years
Lady Karolyne > We have no point of reference for that kind of time though.
Futuristic Eagle > Yup, it took 3 billion years from the first prokaryotes to us.
Goober70 > this is generation x, anything before MTV may as well have been made up
Futuristic Eagle > I've never watched MTV :(
Futuristic Eagle > But if you understand natural selection then evoloution seems pretty plausible.
Goober70 > anything further away than the next twilight movie is irrelevant
Futuristic Eagle > And natural selection happens on local timeframes.
Agent Wash > yeah waiting for the next release of twilight for my answers
SergentDeathJack > hey all of u guys stop it please
TheeCore > seriously stop
Futuristic Eagle > I want to teach people biology though :(
TheeCore > we want you to stop
Goober70 > their brains are hurting, sadly more from exposure to science than twilight and mtv
Agent Wash > im sticking with goobs twilight theory
Futuristic Eagle > That is highly misunderstood.
Futuristic Eagle > And in all fairness, I don't blame people.
Futuristic Eagle > it requires you to be able to perceive timespans of millions of years.
TheeCore > blah
Futuristic Eagle > And we arn't built to do that.
Lady Karolyne > As much as billions.
TheeCore > bye
Goober70 > i could train a lot of pew pew skills in millions of years
Lady Karolyne > We have no point of reference for that kind of time though.
Futuristic Eagle > Yup, it took 3 billion years from the first prokaryotes to us.
Goober70 > this is generation x, anything before MTV may as well have been made up
Futuristic Eagle > I've never watched MTV :(
Futuristic Eagle > But if you understand natural selection then evoloution seems pretty plausible.
Goober70 > anything further away than the next twilight movie is irrelevant
Futuristic Eagle > And natural selection happens on local timeframes.
Agent Wash > yeah waiting for the next release of twilight for my answers
SergentDeathJack > hey all of u guys stop it please
TheeCore > seriously stop
Futuristic Eagle > I want to teach people biology though :(
TheeCore > we want you to stop
Goober70 > their brains are hurting, sadly more from exposure to science than twilight and mtv
Agent Wash > im sticking with goobs twilight theory
Sasoribi > i was lookin at some groceries
Sasoribi > and though
Sasoribi > maybe i should go to jita
Sasoribi > prices might be cheaper
Sasoribi > and though
Sasoribi > maybe i should go to jita
Sasoribi > prices might be cheaper
Daeva Vios > my friends ask me why I play EVE and I tell them, the people are so much more mature
Veraziel Severaque > Well, player maturity is proportional to the distance from trading hubs.
Veraziel Severaque > Well, player maturity is proportional to the distance from trading hubs.
MindRanger > Sometimes I want to smack to those goons in local, but then I remember that they cannot read nor write, they just copy/paste from other peoples bio and websites