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Daemonicus > u are all gay
total0WNAG3 > no i am not
Culmen > /emote pulls out of total
Culmen > yeah we're completely not
Daemonicus > /emotes pulls out of Culmen
total0WNAG3 > /emote pulls out of daemon
Culmen > /emote tries to work out the geometry of this
Cypher Null > Is it me, or does my ship's hull look a little cattle-worn?
Cypher Null > *Battle-worn
Elo Hybrnas > Cattleworn?
Cypher null > Yeah, before sale it's ritualistically trampled by a thousand cows.
Caius Sivaris > you wnayt a fun one
Caius Sivaris > ...
Caius Sivaris > I afk freightred thru two lowsec jumps
Tray LiSans > I think we've got a few normal freighter pilots
Caius Sivaris > ap was set wrong
Carnifex Arcanum > oh boy
Casino Alkasar > lol!!
Carnifex Arcanum > go play lotto, NOW
Arth Lawing > sparky, its 2am
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
Wedgetail > you're not giving me a medal
Grideris > yes, I'm giving you a medal.
Wedgetail > no, you are not
Grideris > yes I am.
Gehen Sealbreaker > Chicks dig medals Wedge :P
Grideris > They do.
Wedgetail cares not
Gehen Sealbreaker > Oh... You're on that side. Er... fair enuff.
Shadow XII > But remember the phrase to use when someone has a problem with you
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.
GM Grave > Meet them at fanfest, get them drunk then take pictures of what you did to them when they were passed out.
Talaria > I heard ISD build the left side of Caldari ships and the GMs build the right.
Severus Valens > vote for me for CSM
Severus Valens > my campaign promises are to hack everyones accounts, take your shit, and send an email to you bragging about it
Achim Braun > the email sold me
McBarnacle > OK, let's check
McBarnacle > 1) Everyone in corp chat is talking sex - check
McBarnacle > OK, corp has passed the "Is Geotses online?" test
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