Mazzilliu > we always hear about 'peak oil' or 'peak metals' but you never hear about 'peak getting kicked in the stomach' or 'peak getting hit with a bat'. Some of our resources are infinite, so we should start to rely on those more.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
<tamber> it takes me about 10mins to have sex
<tamber> out of those 10mins, i spend atleast 7 minutes undressing and dancing
<tamber> and then probably a minute or two crying afterwards
<tamber> out of those 10mins, i spend atleast 7 minutes undressing and dancing
<tamber> and then probably a minute or two crying afterwards
Ethereal 3600> how hard is it th wright a skript that cheacks the kill mail to see if concord was involved in your death and smiply cancle andy inshurance payout
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
Partachicken > sick f*cks!
Partachicken > im surrounded by sick f*cks
Alazontez Gallenteur > i don't know what a sick f*ck is, is that anything like a sick fuck?
Gamaroth > they are kind of the same, only one includes U
Partachicken > im surrounded by sick f*cks
Alazontez Gallenteur > i don't know what a sick f*ck is, is that anything like a sick fuck?
Gamaroth > they are kind of the same, only one includes U
Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Dietrich III > noob ships should only be fit with plexes
Sir Crapalot > but there should be a ship bonus based on plexes
Sir Crapalot > ship bonus: 10% velocity and damage bonus for every plex present in cargo hold
Sir Crapalot > that oughta encourage them
Sir Crapalot > but there should be a ship bonus based on plexes
Sir Crapalot > ship bonus: 10% velocity and damage bonus for every plex present in cargo hold
Sir Crapalot > that oughta encourage them
Nethys Axion brandishes Nethys's Custom 'bomb-on-a-stick' BanHammer 9000
Rhen Ayase pounces on nethys back. > onward to battle my noble steed of banning!
Nethys Axion > I have no clue how to react to that
Rhen Ayase pounces on nethys back. > onward to battle my noble steed of banning!
Nethys Axion > I have no clue how to react to that
Aracturus > "I'm Edgar Vautrine. You don't want the best, You want cheap. And I got cheap."
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Demme : u guys on roam
swordfish67 : yea frog roam
Demme : ribbit
Voddie UK : ribbit
swordfish67 : yea frog roam
Demme : ribbit
Voddie UK : ribbit
crack on > Victim: Osama Bin Laden
Corp: Al Queda
Alliance: Al Queda
Faction: ISLAMIC MILITANT
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Pakistan
Security: 0.0
Damage Taken: 439
Involved parties:
Corp: Al Queda
Alliance: Al Queda
Faction: ISLAMIC MILITANT
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Pakistan
Security: 0.0
Damage Taken: 439
Involved parties: