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Elkabeth > Then your inner bisexual helps you make a character and now you're Freddy Mercury with epic deltoids and the ability to smite evil with your Beautiful voice. Romance Novel Hulk Hogan and Unfeasibly Muscular Antonio Banderas are delighted to welcome you to the team
xEradicatorx > Ladies and gentlemen of TINCO
xEradicatorx > All ye who are online (and in the right place) are about to witness something astonishing
BeanBagKing > Erad, your penis is not astonishing, and I DO NOT want to see it again...
TornSoul > and for the record - regex = evil ;)
SmallBrain > it is
SmallBrain > it really is
TornSoul > you can make them.. and then 1 month later you have no idea what its supposed to do ;)
SmallBrain > its like Perl: it can do everything, but nobody understands why
TornSoul > ^^
SmallBrain > pretty much like Minmatar ships :P
WNxWolfy > We can make this into fifty shades of space
Nosenhojh > im in
HardinSalvor > black, blacker, more black....
Nosenhojh > his majestic captainly cock protruded from his trousers, curving gently sideways as though asking my intentions
WNxWolfy > All 12 of her nipples stood out briskly
Nosenhojh > i reached out timidly at first, then with unrestrained lust
HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
HardinSalvor > and this is the first thing they read in ally chat
Nosenhojh > rubbing my hands back and forth around the shaft
Nosenhojh > trying desperately to tear the skin off
Nosenhojh > hardin moaned in pleasure
HardinSalvor > no, I moaned because the skin is starting to peel :'(
WNxWolfy > Progod slowly put his mouth on the hard organ
Kazim Scumling > [10:26:56] HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
Kazim Scumling > Yep
Nosenhojh > and sticky love lava erupted from his member, temporarily gluing me to the command console
<FrozenFox> So you know what I work as, right
<KGB> No
<FrozenFox> I work as a server, busboy and everything at a local restaurant
<FrozenFox> But I feel like a stripper, because I have more than thirty singles stuffed in my wallet right now
<Kite> Oh god no
<Kite> The mental image of Frozen as a stripper
<Kite> No
<Kite> No
<Kite> My mind is just filled with this deafening unholy scream of sheer terror and agony
<Andreus> I didn't know you listened to Bjork
Peter Delasangre > Are you a spy alt?
nota spyalt > clearly not
nota spyalt > *wink*
Peter Delasangre > Ah, Okay.
Peter Delasangre > Carry on then
-> -#evol- if u wanna were sucking orids in pahsanananshhsnahsnahi
<StevieTops> what's an orid
<wizzard66> big balls of nimerals
SirNine: just eh about eve ATM
Tristan Acoma: B...but they're going to buff the thorax!
Tristan Acoma: And if anything should get you excited about eve, it's a buffed thorax.
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
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♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
"In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
iNfeck7ed > You cannot leave VFK-IV yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment.
iNfeck7ed > what the hell does this mean?
Issachiar > You're so gay a black hole has formed
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