DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Ciarente > And the cap lasts 59 seconds, which is roughly twice as long as the tank lasts, so you could say it's a cap stable fit. For all intents and purposes.
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"
Hazeleye > paid 7 mil for an implant and then contract it to be shipped here for 1 mil in 1 day
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
<Rilder> We need some Muslims to hijack a plane and fly it peacfully into its destination airport
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
Arbonax > STOP USING STABS
Arbonax > NOW SAY YOUR SORRY
Stella Express > ?
Ramme > Say that your sorry for the stabs and we let you go
Stella Express > ok...sorry
Ramme > no no, in capitals
Stella Express > SORRY
Stella Express > I AM SORRY FOR USING STABS
Ramme > ah! there you go. safe travles.
perl > have a nice day sir
Bastian > have a nice day
Arbonax > NOW SAY YOUR SORRY
Stella Express > ?
Ramme > Say that your sorry for the stabs and we let you go
Stella Express > ok...sorry
Ramme > no no, in capitals
Stella Express > SORRY
Stella Express > I AM SORRY FOR USING STABS
Ramme > ah! there you go. safe travles.
perl > have a nice day sir
Bastian > have a nice day
Saydhe Theving > morning
skeifer > afternoon?
Nicholas Argmanov > evening?
skeifer > :P
Nicholas Argmanov > multiple timezones ftw
skeifer > totally :)
Angmar26 > good day XD
skeifer > cheat! :P
skeifer > afternoon?
Nicholas Argmanov > evening?
skeifer > :P
Nicholas Argmanov > multiple timezones ftw
skeifer > totally :)
Angmar26 > good day XD
skeifer > cheat! :P
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
Grimwalius d'Antan > checking the belts
Grimwalius d'Antan > ARGH! secure can madness!
Lyticus > lol
Verone > yeah Old Man Star is a fucking nightmare
* Laocoon does secure can rock
Laocoon > oS-<
Laocoon > o-<
Laocoon > o/-<
Laocoon > o|-<
Lyticus > lol
Laocoon > SECURE CANS! (foooor theee wiiiiiiin)
Laocoon > SECURE CANS!
Laocoon > (red alllll niiiiiiight)
Laocoon > SECURE CANS!
Laocoon > (weeee looooove yoooooou)
Laocoon > SECURE (secure) CANS (cans!)
* Lyticus fires horse tranqulisiers at laocoon.
Laocoon > ^ secure can rock. Brought to you by God.
Laocoon > *thud*
* Lyticus pokes lao with a pointy stick.
Laocoon > *twitch*
Lyticus > AARGH!
Grimwalius d'Antan > 10 miners in local, 500 secure cans, and no one in space =/
* Lyticus fires another tranquliser.
Laocoon > mummy?
Laocoon > *thud*
Laocoon > zZzZzZ *snore*
Grimwalius d'Antan > ARGH! secure can madness!
Lyticus > lol
Verone > yeah Old Man Star is a fucking nightmare
* Laocoon does secure can rock
Laocoon > oS-<
Laocoon > o-<
Laocoon > o/-<
Laocoon > o|-<
Lyticus > lol
Laocoon > SECURE CANS! (foooor theee wiiiiiiin)
Laocoon > SECURE CANS!
Laocoon > (red alllll niiiiiiight)
Laocoon > SECURE CANS!
Laocoon > (weeee looooove yoooooou)
Laocoon > SECURE (secure) CANS (cans!)
* Lyticus fires horse tranqulisiers at laocoon.
Laocoon > ^ secure can rock. Brought to you by God.
Laocoon > *thud*
* Lyticus pokes lao with a pointy stick.
Laocoon > *twitch*
Lyticus > AARGH!
Grimwalius d'Antan > 10 miners in local, 500 secure cans, and no one in space =/
* Lyticus fires another tranquliser.
Laocoon > mummy?
Laocoon > *thud*
Laocoon > zZzZzZ *snore*
<Shamrock> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffn hvcb ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffvvvvb vvb t cvtg c x
<Venom_SGZ> indeed
<Shamrock> sorry the 2 year old typed
<dew`> dont kid yourself s ham
<dew`> you know it was your wife
<dew`> o.0
<Venom_SGZ> o0
<Shamrock> no actually I (the wife) am the one typing now
<dew`> lol
<Hackett> lol
<Venom_SGZ> haha
<dew`> HI MRS. SHAM
<Venom_SGZ> indeed
<Shamrock> sorry the 2 year old typed
<dew`> dont kid yourself s ham
<dew`> you know it was your wife
<dew`> o.0
<Venom_SGZ> o0
<Shamrock> no actually I (the wife) am the one typing now
<dew`> lol
<Hackett> lol
<Venom_SGZ> haha
<dew`> HI MRS. SHAM