Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Edelfund > It just occured to me that ninja salvaging with a ship named "salvager" sorta blows the ninja part
Futuristic Eagle > Evoloution is a really simple theory.
Futuristic Eagle > That is highly misunderstood.
Futuristic Eagle > And in all fairness, I don't blame people.
Futuristic Eagle > it requires you to be able to perceive timespans of millions of years.
TheeCore > blah
Futuristic Eagle > And we arn't built to do that.
Lady Karolyne > As much as billions.
TheeCore > bye
Goober70 > i could train a lot of pew pew skills in millions of years
Lady Karolyne > We have no point of reference for that kind of time though.
Futuristic Eagle > Yup, it took 3 billion years from the first prokaryotes to us.
Goober70 > this is generation x, anything before MTV may as well have been made up
Futuristic Eagle > I've never watched MTV :(
Futuristic Eagle > But if you understand natural selection then evoloution seems pretty plausible.
Goober70 > anything further away than the next twilight movie is irrelevant
Futuristic Eagle > And natural selection happens on local timeframes.
Agent Wash > yeah waiting for the next release of twilight for my answers
SergentDeathJack > hey all of u guys stop it please
TheeCore > seriously stop
Futuristic Eagle > I want to teach people biology though :(
TheeCore > we want you to stop
Goober70 > their brains are hurting, sadly more from exposure to science than twilight and mtv
Agent Wash > im sticking with goobs twilight theory
Futuristic Eagle > That is highly misunderstood.
Futuristic Eagle > And in all fairness, I don't blame people.
Futuristic Eagle > it requires you to be able to perceive timespans of millions of years.
TheeCore > blah
Futuristic Eagle > And we arn't built to do that.
Lady Karolyne > As much as billions.
TheeCore > bye
Goober70 > i could train a lot of pew pew skills in millions of years
Lady Karolyne > We have no point of reference for that kind of time though.
Futuristic Eagle > Yup, it took 3 billion years from the first prokaryotes to us.
Goober70 > this is generation x, anything before MTV may as well have been made up
Futuristic Eagle > I've never watched MTV :(
Futuristic Eagle > But if you understand natural selection then evoloution seems pretty plausible.
Goober70 > anything further away than the next twilight movie is irrelevant
Futuristic Eagle > And natural selection happens on local timeframes.
Agent Wash > yeah waiting for the next release of twilight for my answers
SergentDeathJack > hey all of u guys stop it please
TheeCore > seriously stop
Futuristic Eagle > I want to teach people biology though :(
TheeCore > we want you to stop
Goober70 > their brains are hurting, sadly more from exposure to science than twilight and mtv
Agent Wash > im sticking with goobs twilight theory
MindRanger > Sometimes I want to smack to those goons in local, but then I remember that they cannot read nor write, they just copy/paste from other peoples bio and websites
Daemonicus > u are all gay
total0WNAG3 > no i am not
Culmen > /emote pulls out of total
Culmen > yeah we're completely not
Daemonicus > /emotes pulls out of Culmen
total0WNAG3 > /emote pulls out of daemon
Culmen > /emote tries to work out the geometry of this
total0WNAG3 > no i am not
Culmen > /emote pulls out of total
Culmen > yeah we're completely not
Daemonicus > /emotes pulls out of Culmen
total0WNAG3 > /emote pulls out of daemon
Culmen > /emote tries to work out the geometry of this
Cypher Null > Is it me, or does my ship's hull look a little cattle-worn?
Cypher Null > *Battle-worn
Elo Hybrnas > Cattleworn?
Cypher null > Yeah, before sale it's ritualistically trampled by a thousand cows.
Cypher Null > *Battle-worn
Elo Hybrnas > Cattleworn?
Cypher null > Yeah, before sale it's ritualistically trampled by a thousand cows.
Caius Sivaris > you wnayt a fun one
Caius Sivaris > ...
Caius Sivaris > I afk freightred thru two lowsec jumps
Tray LiSans > I think we've got a few normal freighter pilots
Caius Sivaris > ap was set wrong
Carnifex Arcanum > oh boy
Casino Alkasar > lol!!
Carnifex Arcanum > go play lotto, NOW
Caius Sivaris > ...
Caius Sivaris > I afk freightred thru two lowsec jumps
Tray LiSans > I think we've got a few normal freighter pilots
Caius Sivaris > ap was set wrong
Carnifex Arcanum > oh boy
Casino Alkasar > lol!!
Carnifex Arcanum > go play lotto, NOW
Arth Lawing > sparky, its 2am
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
Wedgetail > you're not giving me a medal
Grideris > yes, I'm giving you a medal.
Wedgetail > no, you are not
Grideris > yes I am.
Gehen Sealbreaker > Chicks dig medals Wedge :P
Grideris > They do.
Wedgetail cares not
Gehen Sealbreaker > Oh... You're on that side. Er... fair enuff.
Grideris > yes, I'm giving you a medal.
Wedgetail > no, you are not
Grideris > yes I am.
Gehen Sealbreaker > Chicks dig medals Wedge :P
Grideris > They do.
Wedgetail cares not
Gehen Sealbreaker > Oh... You're on that side. Er... fair enuff.
Shadow XII > But remember the phrase to use when someone has a problem with you
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.