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Shadow XII > But remember the phrase to use when someone has a problem with you
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.
Talaria > I heard ISD build the left side of Caldari ships and the GMs build the right.
McBarnacle > OK, let's check
McBarnacle > 1) Everyone in corp chat is talking sex - check
McBarnacle > OK, corp has passed the "Is Geotses online?" test
Honkytonk Johnson > bhaalgorn fits anyone?
DraLaFi > Basic civ guns, basic civ dmg control ect...
Frickm > Micro shield booster
Mazzilliu > we always hear about 'peak oil' or 'peak metals' but you never hear about 'peak getting kicked in the stomach' or 'peak getting hit with a bat'. Some of our resources are infinite, so we should start to rely on those more.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
<tamber> it takes me about 10mins to have sex
<tamber> out of those 10mins, i spend atleast 7 minutes undressing and dancing
<tamber> and then probably a minute or two crying afterwards
Ethereal 3600> how hard is it th wright a skript that cheacks the kill mail to see if concord was involved in your death and smiply cancle andy inshurance payout
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
Partachicken > sick f*cks!
Partachicken > im surrounded by sick f*cks
Alazontez Gallenteur > i don't know what a sick f*ck is, is that anything like a sick fuck?
Gamaroth > they are kind of the same, only one includes U
Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Wolfman anyone know how to get nuets off overview now?
Star Voyager shoot them all?
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