mundungus > well its happening a lot more now
mundungus > and has nearly gotten me killed a few times
mundungus > if i'm not in sucking range it hurts
Luxe Ecru > now that sentence by itself could get you in trouble
mundungus > and has nearly gotten me killed a few times
mundungus > if i'm not in sucking range it hurts
Luxe Ecru > now that sentence by itself could get you in trouble
Guardian Alpha > Tanking angels is like trying to find a hooker without AIDs, you just
have to guess, unzip, and hope for the best.
have to guess, unzip, and hope for the best.
Dust Angel > cant escrow illegal things
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
Mehran Salenahi > ruining peoples day is fun, but loses it's luster after you do it the first few dozen times
Mehran Salenahi > Randomly podding someone to me is like masturbation..
Mehran Salenahi > I only do it because I'm in-between scores
CardboardSword42 > . . . o.O
CardboardSword42 > oh ok
CardboardSword42 > thought you were getting off on podding people
Mehran Salenahi > nonono
Mehran Salenahi > I get off the hilarious conversations that follow though.
Mehran Salenahi > Randomly podding someone to me is like masturbation..
Mehran Salenahi > I only do it because I'm in-between scores
CardboardSword42 > . . . o.O
CardboardSword42 > oh ok
CardboardSword42 > thought you were getting off on podding people
Mehran Salenahi > nonono
Mehran Salenahi > I get off the hilarious conversations that follow though.
Gritt Pebbledasher > ohnoes
Gritt Pebbledasher > i can't go with a facial all night
Gritt Pebbledasher > i can't go with a facial all night
Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Shikaku > he joined a corp 4 days ago and i thought that was a bit fishy that he wanted to leave so soon
Kayne Darklight > he not...kinky..enough for ya?
Shikaku > so i asked about it
Kayne Darklight > just a bit
Shikaku > his corp has podded him 3 times allready
Kayne Darklight > he happen to mention why?
Shikaku > no
Shikaku > i didnt accept him in the corp
Kayne Darklight > good call
Shikaku > he must be a proper asshole if they hate him that badly
Shikaku > and theres only room for one in our corp and thats me
Kayne Darklight > if his corp have podded him 3 times already.........
Kayne Darklight > yes, two assholes could cause bowel trouble
Kayne Darklight > he not...kinky..enough for ya?
Shikaku > so i asked about it
Kayne Darklight > just a bit
Shikaku > his corp has podded him 3 times allready
Kayne Darklight > he happen to mention why?
Shikaku > no
Shikaku > i didnt accept him in the corp
Kayne Darklight > good call
Shikaku > he must be a proper asshole if they hate him that badly
Shikaku > and theres only room for one in our corp and thats me
Kayne Darklight > if his corp have podded him 3 times already.........
Kayne Darklight > yes, two assholes could cause bowel trouble
Alexander Kuvkei > some crazy lady drove trough the front of our building at work
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
Krysee > I highly recommend KRM-001. It's the one I worked out all the bugs on!
Ruzho > I think that means it's the one she duct-taped everything to stop parts from clanging around, then duct-taped over the warning lights so nobody would be alarmed.
Krysee > Right! The rest, I used foam insulation in all the access hatches to stop things from clanging around, and didn't even install warning lights.
Ruzho > Isn't foam insulation flammable?
Krysee > Don't be silly.
Ruzho > It is, isn't it?
Krysee > Only if you light it on fire!
Nenya > Um.
Ruzho > I think that means it's the one she duct-taped everything to stop parts from clanging around, then duct-taped over the warning lights so nobody would be alarmed.
Krysee > Right! The rest, I used foam insulation in all the access hatches to stop things from clanging around, and didn't even install warning lights.
Ruzho > Isn't foam insulation flammable?
Krysee > Don't be silly.
Ruzho > It is, isn't it?
Krysee > Only if you light it on fire!
Nenya > Um.
Extreme > i will rape your corpse ! :)
Gothikia > i like where this is going 8)
Gothikia > i like where this is going 8)