Motoh > I'm headin home with 4k m3 of empty cargohold from Jita. Anyone need anything?
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.
CHEGINKA > тут есть кто нибудь
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Rusty Doads > working
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Arieah > Trip Light - The entire Corp interface was designed by a retarded monkey CCP keeps in its basement.
Ocara Nezus > get ye asses in gang guys
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that
Gilad Pellaeon > It's not running away. It is simply tactically advancing in the opposite direction
Davien Kaahtt > GAH!!!
Davien Kaahtt > Its rainy outside and my windows are down
Nooey > Alt-F4 your windows then
Nooey > Err, close them, I mean
Davien Kaahtt > Its rainy outside and my windows are down
Nooey > Alt-F4 your windows then
Nooey > Err, close them, I mean
Scorpio Dantes > Your fragile ferox will soon fall the ferocity of the Factionists!
Scorpio Dantes > Forsooth, the scotch has scrambled my spelling!
Scorpio Dantes > Forsooth, the scotch has scrambled my spelling!
<PepsiTab> Maybe we all just need a hug.
<PepsiTab> Except Sokhar.
<Sokhar> try and hug me and you'll wind up on the news as the black man who died while being raped by a clown
<PepsiTab> You'd put on a clown suit just for me? You're sweet :)
<Bek> Well, atleast you've clearly accepted the fact you're a clown
<PepsiTab> Would that make you my little assclown? :)
<PepsiTab> Except Sokhar.
<Sokhar> try and hug me and you'll wind up on the news as the black man who died while being raped by a clown
<PepsiTab> You'd put on a clown suit just for me? You're sweet :)
<Bek> Well, atleast you've clearly accepted the fact you're a clown
<PepsiTab> Would that make you my little assclown? :)
Ria Sotori > quick tam distract them... offer yourself as a virgin sacrifice
Tamora > im to a virgin like dianabolic is to a library
Tamora > im to a virgin like dianabolic is to a library