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Alphalfa > gonna go cream in a pillow
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
<@HellGremlin> Right, that's it.
<@HellGremlin> I have just topped myself in egotistical shitf**kery.
<@HellGremlin> I have hired a newbie to follow me around everywhere I go, and sing praises of me in local.
<+frst> how much are you paying him
<@HellGremlin> 10 million.
<@HellGremlin> Has anything this bastardish ever been done before
<+frst> yea
<@HellGremlin> In Eve?
<+frst> fraid so
<bUBbLeS> u could like get 3
<bUBbLeS> 1 to enter system b4 u to annonce yah arriving
<bUBbLeS> one to sing yah praises while u in local
<bUBbLeS> and 1 to tell people they just missed yah greatness after you left
<+frst> kinda the opposite tho hg
<+frst> i mean
<+frst> instead of paying someone
<+frst> i killed the reclaimer
<+frst> and he followed me around
<+frst> talking shit
<+frst> about me
<+frst> but same thing imo
<[QT]Latta> <OmberZombie> Are there plans to change the current Research lottery system into something more akin to research, rather than a lottery - I.e missions for research agents to earn rp which you are then offered bpc's/bpo's as offers?
<Hammerhead> good question ;-)
<Oveur> Yeah, most excellent question!
<Oveur> next?
<Faramir> 2004.12.31 16:19:16 notify Miner II is already miningLaser.
<Faramir> ok thx Eve,
<Faramir> i didn't know that
<Dirus> i hate my uni... they are making everyone change their passwords...
<Dirus> and have some insane requirements
<SeverusSnape> doris, that means someone saw all the passwords
<moocifer> 18 letters no repeats must use numbers and has to rhyme with elephant ??
Alexis Enaka > 보이지? 모두 우스워 보이는데
Rob Crowley > i'll translate: cat egg stick table stick? tv book-on-table guy tent guy-with-stick cat egg stick chairs wtf
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Djana Libra > i otta make a list of ships and modules i need n then let my wife play for a day, she likes shopping a lot more than me
Khellias> One does not simply... Jump into Jita. There is lag there which does not sleep.
BlackKnightMagik > I still saying voting for a president in the US is like going to a porn store and trying to figure out which dildo will hurt the least
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