Phoenix Meureux > Who the fuck builds a city underwater!? Douche bags.
Hunter Stockton > space frogs
Rogue Frog > someone say space frogs?
Hunter Stockton > space frogs
Rogue Frog > someone say space frogs?
Haravar > civilian modules... made from warm hugs and about as effective
Aaronus > "There is a minor fender bender outside the 4-4 station, police and emergency crews are on their way, expect delay on your comute home"
Raist DB > reaper OMS gate in heyd
Val Erian > a reaper
Val Erian > can you solo it?
Val Erian > or you need the entire militia?
Val Erian > a reaper
Val Erian > can you solo it?
Val Erian > or you need the entire militia?
Acaelus > Hurly Burly > i just wish theo would take me off block so I could tell him what a loser he is
Theo Samaritan > In order for me to be a loser you have to be a winner Hurly. The fact that you being a winner and the universe existing are mutually exclusive variables mean that I have the upper hand.
Theo Samaritan > In order for me to be a loser you have to be a winner Hurly. The fact that you being a winner and the universe existing are mutually exclusive variables mean that I have the upper hand.
Veren > ...anyone available to scout the [xxx] pipe?
LaFond > I can tell you that there are 210 hostile battleships on the other end of the pipe
Veren > ..hrrm
LaFond > do you still need the scout?
Veren > Hrm. Negative.
LaFond > I can tell you that there are 210 hostile battleships on the other end of the pipe
Veren > ..hrrm
LaFond > do you still need the scout?
Veren > Hrm. Negative.
Khellias > And now, How To Get Shot At In Empire, for n00bs.
Umpani O'Byrne > ]:8) moooo!
Khellias > Augh! Genetically Engineered Livestock!
Umpani O'Byrne > yep...got myself the mad cow implant :)
Khellias > How's that working out for you? I've heard some people have a real beef with it.
Umpani O'Byrne > -5 int, but +10 stubbornness...makes me nearly invincible :)
Khellias > Really bull-headed, huh? Is it true it has a market effect with the whole Bulls and Bears thing?
Umpani O'Byrne > well...its mad "cow" ... naturally im cuckoo for bullish markets... makes me quite randy :)
Khellias > It damages your Charisma, though, doesn't it? Seems like people with it are always putting a hoof in their mouths.
Umpani O'Byrne > :o) ... true but i can compensate with the stubbornness... sooner or (mostly) later ppl will give me what i want :)
Khellias > Takes them a bit to get over you horning in on them?
Umpani O'Byrne > ]:8) moooo!
Khellias > Augh! Genetically Engineered Livestock!
Umpani O'Byrne > yep...got myself the mad cow implant :)
Khellias > How's that working out for you? I've heard some people have a real beef with it.
Umpani O'Byrne > -5 int, but +10 stubbornness...makes me nearly invincible :)
Khellias > Really bull-headed, huh? Is it true it has a market effect with the whole Bulls and Bears thing?
Umpani O'Byrne > well...its mad "cow" ... naturally im cuckoo for bullish markets... makes me quite randy :)
Khellias > It damages your Charisma, though, doesn't it? Seems like people with it are always putting a hoof in their mouths.
Umpani O'Byrne > :o) ... true but i can compensate with the stubbornness... sooner or (mostly) later ppl will give me what i want :)
Khellias > Takes them a bit to get over you horning in on them?
Therion Darkstar > 22:28:14 Notify You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
Therion Darkstar > ????
Therion Darkstar > whos touching my ammo?
Oyabun Nobunaga > oh thats a pleasant message
Xelcir > It was my Girly alt... she was curious... sorry
Therion Darkstar > goddamn...
Therion Darkstar > i told her to stay away from my charges...
Oyabun Nobunaga > must have been the shapes that confused her
Xelcir > What can i say... she's really impulsive...
Therion Darkstar > ????
Therion Darkstar > whos touching my ammo?
Oyabun Nobunaga > oh thats a pleasant message
Xelcir > It was my Girly alt... she was curious... sorry
Therion Darkstar > goddamn...
Therion Darkstar > i told her to stay away from my charges...
Oyabun Nobunaga > must have been the shapes that confused her
Xelcir > What can i say... she's really impulsive...
ChYph3r > Free ore outside the station
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
Usagi Tsukino > Like it will only give me the basic Passive Shield Tanking cert.
Usagi Tsukino > I'm like 'Excuse me?'
Usagi Tsukino > I can passive shield tank 1200 DPS in my command ship, bitch. Basic my ass.
Usagi Tsukino > Back when I was a kid, we had to shield tank up hill, in the snow, both ways.
Davion Vrynn > Obviously CCP doesn't understand the finer points of passive tanking
Usagi Tsukino > No
Usagi Tsukino > For elite they want Tactical Shield Manipulation 5
Davion Vrynn > ...
Usagi Tsukino > NO ONE FUCKING NEEDS TSM5 FOR ANYTHING!!!! Unless you need capital shield hardners.
Usagi Tsukino > So if you're a subcapital pilot, which I plan on remaining forever, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, need TSM5.
Usagi Tsukino > OH NOES! A SLIGHT AMOUNT A DAMAGE LEAKED INTO MY ARMOR! WHATEVER AM I TO DO?!?!
Davion Vrynn > warp out
Usagi Tsukino > That or just sit there because my shields are at peak recharge and are fine, but I'm taking slight armor damage because I only have TSM 4
Davion Vrynn > NO, you should probably warp out. It's dangerous out there.
Davion Vrynn > In fact... it'd probably be safer for everyone of nobody undocked.
Davion Vrynn > Ever.
Usagi Tsukino > But then who would CCP gank?
Davion Vrynn > ISD
Usagi Tsukino > ISD doesn't exist anymore.
Davion Vrynn > BECAUSE CCP GANKED THEM
Usagi Tsukino > What you did there.
Usagi Tsukino > I see it.
Usagi Tsukino > I'm like 'Excuse me?'
Usagi Tsukino > I can passive shield tank 1200 DPS in my command ship, bitch. Basic my ass.
Usagi Tsukino > Back when I was a kid, we had to shield tank up hill, in the snow, both ways.
Davion Vrynn > Obviously CCP doesn't understand the finer points of passive tanking
Usagi Tsukino > No
Usagi Tsukino > For elite they want Tactical Shield Manipulation 5
Davion Vrynn > ...
Usagi Tsukino > NO ONE FUCKING NEEDS TSM5 FOR ANYTHING!!!! Unless you need capital shield hardners.
Usagi Tsukino > So if you're a subcapital pilot, which I plan on remaining forever, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, need TSM5.
Usagi Tsukino > OH NOES! A SLIGHT AMOUNT A DAMAGE LEAKED INTO MY ARMOR! WHATEVER AM I TO DO?!?!
Davion Vrynn > warp out
Usagi Tsukino > That or just sit there because my shields are at peak recharge and are fine, but I'm taking slight armor damage because I only have TSM 4
Davion Vrynn > NO, you should probably warp out. It's dangerous out there.
Davion Vrynn > In fact... it'd probably be safer for everyone of nobody undocked.
Davion Vrynn > Ever.
Usagi Tsukino > But then who would CCP gank?
Davion Vrynn > ISD
Usagi Tsukino > ISD doesn't exist anymore.
Davion Vrynn > BECAUSE CCP GANKED THEM
Usagi Tsukino > What you did there.
Usagi Tsukino > I see it.