Metamax Marconi: I just lost it all. Everything I own.
Viridian Onyx: wtf just happened?
Metamax Marconi: I had all my crap loaded into my hoarder, no
gank squad, and all of the sudden there was a gank squad.
Viridian Onyx: Dude, you do know we're at war with [5], right?
Metamax Marconi: Really?
Metamax Marconi: Gosh I thought they were flying up to offer me
an ice cream cone.
Viridian Onyx: wtf just happened?
Metamax Marconi: I had all my crap loaded into my hoarder, no
gank squad, and all of the sudden there was a gank squad.
Viridian Onyx: Dude, you do know we're at war with [5], right?
Metamax Marconi: Really?
Metamax Marconi: Gosh I thought they were flying up to offer me
an ice cream cone.
<Dano> what day is it today?
<vensa> saturday
<skilzrulz> no
<skilzrulz> tuesday
<skilzrulz> idiot
<Dano> hmm
<vensa> sry
<Dano> oh
<Dano> ffs im gonna be late
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<skilzrulz> o/
<KomradeVirtunov> ...
<skilzrulz> jokes on him its actually saturday
<vensa> saturday
<skilzrulz> no
<skilzrulz> tuesday
<skilzrulz> idiot
<Dano> hmm
<vensa> sry
<Dano> oh
<Dano> ffs im gonna be late
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<skilzrulz> o/
<KomradeVirtunov> ...
<skilzrulz> jokes on him its actually saturday
<Jilnor> rank 12 skills suck
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly
Ayanami Nova > afk ish, forraging through my bra collection
mirel yirrin > Best Afk Message Ever.
mirel yirrin > Best Afk Message Ever.
Capt Wright > hello i just bought a brutix ship and i was wondering what i need to make it faster?????
kylania > a miracle
kylania > a miracle
monkiboi > i was taking some secure cans down to 0.0 mining recently and got to a gate with a load of abandoned drones. i remember thinking "pity i don't have the space to pick up those drones"...
monkiboi > when i should have been thinking "i wonder what's on the other side of the gate"
kyrans > lol
monkiboi > turned out to be m0o
monkiboi > when i should have been thinking "i wonder what's on the other side of the gate"
kyrans > lol
monkiboi > turned out to be m0o
Squelch > Nat really should clean up her bio...
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
Lallante > Letting non PvP Corps into the CA is a bit like letting a Vegan into a meat-appreciation society
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...
Atandros says:
omg yuo r teh lafz0rz :'|
Nicodiemus says:
KEK E I R TEH LROD OF TEH FUNNIES!11
Atandros says:
English language, time of death: 19:14 GMT. Rest in peace, friend.
omg yuo r teh lafz0rz :'|
Nicodiemus says:
KEK E I R TEH LROD OF TEH FUNNIES!11
Atandros says:
English language, time of death: 19:14 GMT. Rest in peace, friend.
TheKiller8 > joy- corpmates
Burnar > pretend ur afk or they'll try and con you into mining for the corp
TheKiller8 > Yes, well it's quite simple: I don't mine.
TheKiller8 > Besides John says it's ok if I run missions as long as I give the corp most of the T2 items and every 2 out 3 implants.
Burnar > and thats why you are selling four implants on escrow
TheKiller8 > Oh shit you can see the name-
Burnar > pretend ur afk or they'll try and con you into mining for the corp
TheKiller8 > Yes, well it's quite simple: I don't mine.
TheKiller8 > Besides John says it's ok if I run missions as long as I give the corp most of the T2 items and every 2 out 3 implants.
Burnar > and thats why you are selling four implants on escrow
TheKiller8 > Oh shit you can see the name-