<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
Metamax Marconi: I just lost it all. Everything I own.
Viridian Onyx: wtf just happened?
Metamax Marconi: I had all my crap loaded into my hoarder, no
gank squad, and all of the sudden there was a gank squad.
Viridian Onyx: Dude, you do know we're at war with [5], right?
Metamax Marconi: Really?
Metamax Marconi: Gosh I thought they were flying up to offer me
an ice cream cone.
Viridian Onyx: wtf just happened?
Metamax Marconi: I had all my crap loaded into my hoarder, no
gank squad, and all of the sudden there was a gank squad.
Viridian Onyx: Dude, you do know we're at war with [5], right?
Metamax Marconi: Really?
Metamax Marconi: Gosh I thought they were flying up to offer me
an ice cream cone.
<Dano> what day is it today?
<vensa> saturday
<skilzrulz> no
<skilzrulz> tuesday
<skilzrulz> idiot
<Dano> hmm
<vensa> sry
<Dano> oh
<Dano> ffs im gonna be late
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<skilzrulz> o/
<KomradeVirtunov> ...
<skilzrulz> jokes on him its actually saturday
<vensa> saturday
<skilzrulz> no
<skilzrulz> tuesday
<skilzrulz> idiot
<Dano> hmm
<vensa> sry
<Dano> oh
<Dano> ffs im gonna be late
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<skilzrulz> o/
<KomradeVirtunov> ...
<skilzrulz> jokes on him its actually saturday
<Jilnor> rank 12 skills suck
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly
Ayanami Nova > afk ish, forraging through my bra collection
mirel yirrin > Best Afk Message Ever.
mirel yirrin > Best Afk Message Ever.
Capt Wright > hello i just bought a brutix ship and i was wondering what i need to make it faster?????
kylania > a miracle
kylania > a miracle
<Alasse> I met Reason Taki at the london meet, he was telling me about this "awesome kill" where he killed the "first rook in game"
<Alasse> and it dropped "sweet officer loot"
<Alasse> that was me :(
<Alasse> and it dropped "sweet officer loot"
<Alasse> that was me :(
Ki Odo > Dude, you come in, blow me up, then try to ransome my ore? That's called a fuggin terrorist
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts
monkiboi > i was taking some secure cans down to 0.0 mining recently and got to a gate with a load of abandoned drones. i remember thinking "pity i don't have the space to pick up those drones"...
monkiboi > when i should have been thinking "i wonder what's on the other side of the gate"
kyrans > lol
monkiboi > turned out to be m0o
monkiboi > when i should have been thinking "i wonder what's on the other side of the gate"
kyrans > lol
monkiboi > turned out to be m0o
Squelch > Nat really should clean up her bio...
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol