<+Batolemaeus> !jita love
<&Valkyrie> Your search for love yielded no result. Did you mean: slaves
<+Batolemaeus> and this is why Valkyrie is awesome.
<&Valkyrie> Your search for love yielded no result. Did you mean: slaves
<+Batolemaeus> and this is why Valkyrie is awesome.
<Ulviirala> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
<Ulviirala> NOBODY MOVE!
<Ulviirala> I LOST MY MIND!
<Virtuozzo> again?
* Oneiromancer takes out the magnifying glass
<Ulviirala> NOBODY MOVE!
<Ulviirala> I LOST MY MIND!
<Virtuozzo> again?
* Oneiromancer takes out the magnifying glass
drakey > my wife told me it's eve or me........ i'm gonna miss her.....
sabastyian > im the best lazor rifter pilot here
BlazingBunny > thats a double negitive
BlazingBunny > thats a double negitive
Darwin hawk > .0
Darwin hawk > .
Darwin hawk > ................2
Darwin hawk > my kid sorry
trident80 > np :p
Darwin hawk > trying to teach him to mine at 16 months... think i might have to wait another month
Darwin hawk > .
Darwin hawk > ................2
Darwin hawk > my kid sorry
trident80 > np :p
Darwin hawk > trying to teach him to mine at 16 months... think i might have to wait another month
Ithiria Deritan > i knew a guy who used a safeway bag as a condom and then wondered how his girl got knocked up
Ariaore > ....
xTheBurninator > That's just morronic...
Carmilla D'Morenta > I can see where he was coming from... I mean the bag lied....
Carmilla D'Morenta > it obviously wasn't the safeway
Ariaore > ....
xTheBurninator > That's just morronic...
Carmilla D'Morenta > I can see where he was coming from... I mean the bag lied....
Carmilla D'Morenta > it obviously wasn't the safeway
McBarnacle > OK, let's check
McBarnacle > 1) Everyone in corp chat is talking sex - check
McBarnacle > OK, corp has passed the "Is Geotses online?" test
McBarnacle > 1) Everyone in corp chat is talking sex - check
McBarnacle > OK, corp has passed the "Is Geotses online?" test
Shutruk Khan > What if I RP a black man?
Madden Darr > I am telling my friends that, they always RP females
Adeline Alleile > Personally, I play women in games because I don't want to be staring at a dude for hours on end
Shutruk Khan > /emote waits for it.
Shutruk Khan > Suuuuuure ya do.
Captain Bringdown > adeline, in eve that doesnt really apply
Shutruk Khan > ^
Shutruk Khan > The only times I've ever played a female in an MMO is so I can pretend to be really pathetic dudes' online girlfriend, and scam them for loot.
Captain Bringdown > women are made for trolling o/
Nytoxias > I do it all the time.
Tinkanium > i only play a female on MMO's if you get to stare at her ass all day
Saesara > Nytox spends every waking minute on EvE hitting on my Matari alt.
Nytoxias > Oh, yeah. That too,
Saesara > But he won't send me any ISK.
McSnarf > No doubt,
Nytoxias > http://evefaces.com/?adelynn%20muritor can't blame me.
Shutruk Khan > That is a very well designed avatar.
Saesara > /emote buries his head in his hands.
Saesara > Thanks. She was never designed to be "hawt" though. Just.... Minmatar....y.
Tinkanium > whoa. glad you got the eyebrow rings and all the freaky makeup taken off
deline Alleile > Wow, that's a hell of a "don't mess with me" face
Tinkanium > she sure looks pissed right off
Nytoxias > She is hot.
Nytoxias > I like cute, perky and nice girls and I find that attractive. That's how awesome it is.
Cii Artema > Also, yes, that is a fantastic avatar
Saesara > You'd be too if you had Nytox trying to fire his Small Pulse Laser into your Expanded Cargohold, if you know what I mean.
Jarek Haden > ROFL
McSnarf > AAARGH ! Shouldn't chat - ended up in a pod :(
Nytoxias > Heh.
Cordenta > Thats one hell of a line to enter chat to lol.
Jarek Haden > that was... beautiful Sae
Marak Aurilen > /emote sprays tea all over his keyboard
McSnarf > LOL!
Nytoxias > Also, small pulse laser?
McSnarf > That one was worth losing a cruiser full of stuff
Nytoxias > I am at least a T2 Medium or a named large.
Madden Darr > I am telling my friends that, they always RP females
Adeline Alleile > Personally, I play women in games because I don't want to be staring at a dude for hours on end
Shutruk Khan > /emote waits for it.
Shutruk Khan > Suuuuuure ya do.
Captain Bringdown > adeline, in eve that doesnt really apply
Shutruk Khan > ^
Shutruk Khan > The only times I've ever played a female in an MMO is so I can pretend to be really pathetic dudes' online girlfriend, and scam them for loot.
Captain Bringdown > women are made for trolling o/
Nytoxias > I do it all the time.
Tinkanium > i only play a female on MMO's if you get to stare at her ass all day
Saesara > Nytox spends every waking minute on EvE hitting on my Matari alt.
Nytoxias > Oh, yeah. That too,
Saesara > But he won't send me any ISK.
McSnarf > No doubt,
Nytoxias > http://evefaces.com/?adelynn%20muritor can't blame me.
Shutruk Khan > That is a very well designed avatar.
Saesara > /emote buries his head in his hands.
Saesara > Thanks. She was never designed to be "hawt" though. Just.... Minmatar....y.
Tinkanium > whoa. glad you got the eyebrow rings and all the freaky makeup taken off
deline Alleile > Wow, that's a hell of a "don't mess with me" face
Tinkanium > she sure looks pissed right off
Nytoxias > She is hot.
Nytoxias > I like cute, perky and nice girls and I find that attractive. That's how awesome it is.
Cii Artema > Also, yes, that is a fantastic avatar
Saesara > You'd be too if you had Nytox trying to fire his Small Pulse Laser into your Expanded Cargohold, if you know what I mean.
Jarek Haden > ROFL
McSnarf > AAARGH ! Shouldn't chat - ended up in a pod :(
Nytoxias > Heh.
Cordenta > Thats one hell of a line to enter chat to lol.
Jarek Haden > that was... beautiful Sae
Marak Aurilen > /emote sprays tea all over his keyboard
McSnarf > LOL!
Nytoxias > Also, small pulse laser?
McSnarf > That one was worth losing a cruiser full of stuff
Nytoxias > I am at least a T2 Medium or a named large.
Terram alWathani > 'what's this big round thing coming up on me very fast, it should have a nice strong sounding name like doom, dom, dominix, yes, I rahter like that name, dominix...I wonder if it'll do missions with me? Hello, Dominix...*boom*"
Dietrich III > noob ships should only be fit with plexes
Sir Crapalot > but there should be a ship bonus based on plexes
Sir Crapalot > ship bonus: 10% velocity and damage bonus for every plex present in cargo hold
Sir Crapalot > that oughta encourage them
Sir Crapalot > but there should be a ship bonus based on plexes
Sir Crapalot > ship bonus: 10% velocity and damage bonus for every plex present in cargo hold
Sir Crapalot > that oughta encourage them