Treylin > Your mom is so fat, she got reported on every intel channel at once.
Erawri > DX, did you get all your stuff moved where you needed to?
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
Iceburn1 > MUTANY!!
Feyde Harkonen > you know what cracks me up about that, Ice? Our ALLIANCE is named 'M.U.T.I.N.Y.' and yet, you still managed to spell it wrong...
Feyde Harkonen > you know what cracks me up about that, Ice? Our ALLIANCE is named 'M.U.T.I.N.Y.' and yet, you still managed to spell it wrong...
Gallente citizen3425883 > can someone give me access to my corp in vent
Eric Xallen > Message me with your massword
Eric Xallen > and i am gonna set you up an account but not with the coonbasher on it
Eric Xallen > *password
Gallente citizen3425883 > *****
Mokh'Tar > ...
Eric Xallen > i hope that wasn't a password you use a lot cause you just told it to the whole alliance
Mokh'Tar > facepalm
Gallente citizen3425883 > what a troll
Gallente citizen3425883 > perhaps it what be better if you talk to lord czar, cos hes a mate of mine and he might know what u guyz r talking about
Lord Czar > i know what they are talking about
Lord Czar > you're a retard
Eric Xallen > Message me with your massword
Eric Xallen > and i am gonna set you up an account but not with the coonbasher on it
Eric Xallen > *password
Gallente citizen3425883 > *****
Mokh'Tar > ...
Eric Xallen > i hope that wasn't a password you use a lot cause you just told it to the whole alliance
Mokh'Tar > facepalm
Gallente citizen3425883 > what a troll
Gallente citizen3425883 > perhaps it what be better if you talk to lord czar, cos hes a mate of mine and he might know what u guyz r talking about
Lord Czar > i know what they are talking about
Lord Czar > you're a retard
Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic
Lyonide: anyone know the score in the capitals game?
TristanAcoma: NC : eleventy billion, Russians -10
Lyonide: lol
Lyonide: I meant NHL
TristanAcoma: NC : eleventy billion, Russians -10
Lyonide: lol
Lyonide: I meant NHL
IClockWeRkI > I cant wait for incarna expansion so i can b*tch slap my agent for yelling at me.
Stark Schiffer > Morning cheerful members
Shireen > bollocks
Stark Schiffer > the love ^^
Shireen > bollocks
Stark Schiffer > the love ^^
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
MrLeap > and just today I gave a newb money to buy a destroyer
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated