Iceburn1 > MUTANY!!
Feyde Harkonen > you know what cracks me up about that, Ice? Our ALLIANCE is named 'M.U.T.I.N.Y.' and yet, you still managed to spell it wrong...
Feyde Harkonen > you know what cracks me up about that, Ice? Our ALLIANCE is named 'M.U.T.I.N.Y.' and yet, you still managed to spell it wrong...
Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic
Virtuozzo> Sometimes I wonder if you are in my brain, just wrote pretty much the exact same thing, fortunately refreshed the page on another screen before hitting the submit button
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
Lyonide: anyone know the score in the capitals game?
TristanAcoma: NC : eleventy billion, Russians -10
Lyonide: lol
Lyonide: I meant NHL
TristanAcoma: NC : eleventy billion, Russians -10
Lyonide: lol
Lyonide: I meant NHL
IClockWeRkI > I cant wait for incarna expansion so i can b*tch slap my agent for yelling at me.
Stark Schiffer > Morning cheerful members
Shireen > bollocks
Stark Schiffer > the love ^^
Shireen > bollocks
Stark Schiffer > the love ^^
Visilious > paint dries faster than this freighter.
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Prisoner 1 > what does hardwiring do?
Webcam Girl > makes your wires harder
Webcam Girl > makes your wires harder
MrLeap > and just today I gave a newb money to buy a destroyer
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated