<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<Dano> what day is it today?
<vensa> saturday
<skilzrulz> no
<skilzrulz> tuesday
<skilzrulz> idiot
<Dano> hmm
<vensa> sry
<Dano> oh
<Dano> ffs im gonna be late
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<skilzrulz> o/
<KomradeVirtunov> ...
<skilzrulz> jokes on him its actually saturday
<vensa> saturday
<skilzrulz> no
<skilzrulz> tuesday
<skilzrulz> idiot
<Dano> hmm
<vensa> sry
<Dano> oh
<Dano> ffs im gonna be late
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<skilzrulz> o/
<KomradeVirtunov> ...
<skilzrulz> jokes on him its actually saturday
Saydhe Theving > morning
skeifer > afternoon?
Nicholas Argmanov > evening?
skeifer > :P
Nicholas Argmanov > multiple timezones ftw
skeifer > totally :)
Angmar26 > good day XD
skeifer > cheat! :P
skeifer > afternoon?
Nicholas Argmanov > evening?
skeifer > :P
Nicholas Argmanov > multiple timezones ftw
skeifer > totally :)
Angmar26 > good day XD
skeifer > cheat! :P
Alphalfa > gonna go cream in a pillow
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
OreTheif002 > Anyone wanna go group mine for profit?
<Alasse> I met Reason Taki at the london meet, he was telling me about this "awesome kill" where he killed the "first rook in game"
<Alasse> and it dropped "sweet officer loot"
<Alasse> that was me :(
<Alasse> and it dropped "sweet officer loot"
<Alasse> that was me :(
Big Bossu > Foobie: WHERE IS MY PROHECY?
Foobie > HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Big Bossu > Dock two times at the Brutor Tribe Bureau and then self destruct your ship. It's a new cheat. Once you've done that a battlecruiser will spawn for you, fully fitted.
Big Bossu > YOU SAID THAT
Foobie > Did you do it correctly?
Foobie > Which cruiser did you self destruct?
Big Bossu > YES I LOST MY MALLER
Stayn Greyson > here's one for you Bossu, file a petition on it.....LOL
Big Bossu > FOOBIE IS A PIRTE
Big Bossu > I lost my maller thank to you
Big Bossu > scammer
Big Bossu > lamer
Kinn > rofl
Kinn > maybe you need to exit 3 times, why don't you try to do it again
Foobie > HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Big Bossu > Dock two times at the Brutor Tribe Bureau and then self destruct your ship. It's a new cheat. Once you've done that a battlecruiser will spawn for you, fully fitted.
Big Bossu > YOU SAID THAT
Foobie > Did you do it correctly?
Foobie > Which cruiser did you self destruct?
Big Bossu > YES I LOST MY MALLER
Stayn Greyson > here's one for you Bossu, file a petition on it.....LOL
Big Bossu > FOOBIE IS A PIRTE
Big Bossu > I lost my maller thank to you
Big Bossu > scammer
Big Bossu > lamer
Kinn > rofl
Kinn > maybe you need to exit 3 times, why don't you try to do it again
Ceti > spent two weeks in my industrial ship fucked out of my mind on mindflood. i thought i was a planet at one stage. when i came out of it i realised i had been orbiting a sentry gun for nearly two weeks
<Dezikiel> is there a blackhole in eve?
<DigitalCommunist> Yes, EC-P8R.
<DigitalCommunist> Ships go in, but they don't come out.
<DigitalCommunist> Yes, EC-P8R.
<DigitalCommunist> Ships go in, but they don't come out.
Lallante > Letting non PvP Corps into the CA is a bit like letting a Vegan into a meat-appreciation society
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...