Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
illegal imegrent > hi
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
ParaJiM > the imi's back :D
ParaJiM > noob doesnt seem to realise that im not gonna steal his ore
Burning Chrome > lol
Burning Chrome > apoc is 10 times the size of a hauler, it must be able to steal SO much ore
ParaJiM > exactly... ill just vent my life support and jettison my armour... AND STEAL ALL HIS ORE
ParaJiM > noob doesnt seem to realise that im not gonna steal his ore
Burning Chrome > lol
Burning Chrome > apoc is 10 times the size of a hauler, it must be able to steal SO much ore
ParaJiM > exactly... ill just vent my life support and jettison my armour... AND STEAL ALL HIS ORE
* Rhaegar|afk humps on Diaego
<Rhaegar|afk> ...*jumps
<Rhaegar|afk> :/
<Urban_Mongral> LOL
<Urban_Mongral> A bit freudian that :)
<Rhaegar|afk> cause jumping on him was an expression of my completely platonic love for him
<Urban_Mongral> clearly
* Diaego humps back o_O
<Rhaegar|afk> ...*jumps
<Rhaegar|afk> :/
<Urban_Mongral> LOL
<Urban_Mongral> A bit freudian that :)
<Rhaegar|afk> cause jumping on him was an expression of my completely platonic love for him
<Urban_Mongral> clearly
* Diaego humps back o_O
Quannis > is there anywhere were this is written ?
Dazzar > in the EULA lol
Quannis > ?
Quannis > whats that
Dazzar > in the EULA lol
Quannis > ?
Quannis > whats that
DeODokktor > I'd not cut off my balls
DeODokktor > it took like 14 years for them to fully drop... It's like a fine wine lol
DeODokktor > it took like 14 years for them to fully drop... It's like a fine wine lol
Lord Azrael > we will take them back
Lord Azrael > dont panic, its all business as usual
Lord Azrael > they cant take the station with 19
kezz2411 > DUDE
kezz2411 > there are another 50 here in 68ft
Lord Azrael > oh
Lord Azrael > dont panic, its all business as usual
Lord Azrael > they cant take the station with 19
kezz2411 > DUDE
kezz2411 > there are another 50 here in 68ft
Lord Azrael > oh
Jade Constantine > I drunk in charge of a tempest nos boat at the moment
(...)
Yuki Li > omg jade no
Yuki Li > rofl
Yuki Li > concord > you
Yuki Li > dont do that
Yuki Li > lmao
(...)
Yuki Li > omg jade no
Yuki Li > rofl
Yuki Li > concord > you
Yuki Li > dont do that
Yuki Li > lmao
RiGoMortis > youy think i m pretty :) ?
RiGoMortis > oops worn gchannel
RiGoMortis > oops worn gchannel