Monev TheGale > there was a tiny spider crawling on my screen, and i just tried to swipe it away with the mouse cursor....
High Sierra > anyway, for those of you who have seen the film Hitch. remember the scene where will smith is trying to teach the white guy how to dance?
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
NGTM1R > Your dual $14.95 EVE account perfectly strikes YOUR MARRIAGE, wrecking for $3000 in monthly alimony payments.
Jeff Anderson > Smash, where pvp are broke while miners and ratters get rich from their protection
Rolf Rabiat > whats the point in having X billions if all you do when you play is hump rocks? :P
Marcathonas > hump rocks in ships that make people that dont hump rocks as much cry?
Marcathonas > miners just want to grief people tbh.
Rolf Rabiat > whats the point in having X billions if all you do when you play is hump rocks? :P
Marcathonas > hump rocks in ships that make people that dont hump rocks as much cry?
Marcathonas > miners just want to grief people tbh.
*Corvynus randomly sticks his finger in Marcus Vi's ear
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
KIATolon > I always fit stabs to my sniping megathron, I get jammed ALL the time though and can never lock the enemy :(
Trishan > goats good
Trishan > goatse bad
Bishop Endarr > qft
Trishan > goatse bad
Bishop Endarr > qft
Evelgrivion> I dont think mothers should be investing time in this game either.
<Virtuozzo> every mother should train her children for dreadnaughts
<Virtuozzo> every mother should train her children for dreadnaughts
Dev Corland > "God's Fist is inviting you to start a conversation" o_O
Kmoki > Protect your bum, Dev...
Kmoki > Protect your bum, Dev...
Davion Vrynn > I have to pee
Davion Vrynn > I also have lots of incoming fire
Davion Vrynn > Decisions, decisions....
Deathglow > just make a contract for it
Dangermouse DM > you have a cup beside the computer?
Davion Vrynn > make a contract for the bathrooom?
Konsaki Dagna > ROFL
Davion Vrynn > I'm not pissing in a cup
Konsaki Dagna > Set up a delivery for the bathroom?
Talaris EveningStar > Bottle?
Antares Herric > PIss in a jar
Davion Vrynn > No - the bathroom is too close to my computer for that
Antares Herric > or maybe on a large sponge
Davion Vrynn > that would just be sad
Konsaki Dagna > take the computer with you?
Davion Vrynn > Desktop
Davion Vrynn > Not a laptop
Antares Herric > USE MACROS LOL
Talaris EveningStar > Your point?
Konsaki Dagna > set up the computer in the bathroom!
Antares Herric > Put your back into it!
Davion Vrynn > lmao
Dangermouse DM > seriously you aren't even trying
Davion Vrynn > Alright, just switched targets
Davion Vrynn > Gonna make a dash for it
Konsaki Dagna > You're loosing rep points here, Dav...
Davion Vrynn > I also have lots of incoming fire
Davion Vrynn > Decisions, decisions....
Deathglow > just make a contract for it
Dangermouse DM > you have a cup beside the computer?
Davion Vrynn > make a contract for the bathrooom?
Konsaki Dagna > ROFL
Davion Vrynn > I'm not pissing in a cup
Konsaki Dagna > Set up a delivery for the bathroom?
Talaris EveningStar > Bottle?
Antares Herric > PIss in a jar
Davion Vrynn > No - the bathroom is too close to my computer for that
Antares Herric > or maybe on a large sponge
Davion Vrynn > that would just be sad
Konsaki Dagna > take the computer with you?
Davion Vrynn > Desktop
Davion Vrynn > Not a laptop
Antares Herric > USE MACROS LOL
Talaris EveningStar > Your point?
Konsaki Dagna > set up the computer in the bathroom!
Antares Herric > Put your back into it!
Davion Vrynn > lmao
Dangermouse DM > seriously you aren't even trying
Davion Vrynn > Alright, just switched targets
Davion Vrynn > Gonna make a dash for it
Konsaki Dagna > You're loosing rep points here, Dav...