Sonreir > I had a +5 memoery implant, but I forgot where I put it.
Clipped Wings > killian -> blasting petri-dishes in a lab hardly constitutes PVP
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
<Mansku> i used an old insta to a gatespot that only had sentrys and billboard left
<Mansku> and there was a can named "nigga stole my stargate"
<Mansku> and there was a can named "nigga stole my stargate"
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Ryan Rs > I'm just saying you can't point to satellite lag and say that anime snipers shooting mechanical crabs is unrealistic.
Comnena > why does this stupid agent always offer me charisma implants
Nekora > because he thinks your attitude sucks?
Nekora > because he thinks your attitude sucks?
<Stavros> oh yeah
<Stavros> i forgot
<Stavros> ur events guys
<Stavros> OK NOOBS COME AND FIGHT THE SERPENTIS
<Sabaoth> lies
<Stavros> 50 noobs go in
<Stavros> 0 noobs come out
<Nebulai|Busy> ;o]
<Shredder> lol
<Stavros> TODAY NOOBS WE GOING TO PLAY RACE!
* moocifer waves 'teh Stavros Banner'
<Stavros> zooooooooom into evol blockade :P
<Stavros> actually
<Stavros> i want to join :/
<Stavros> ut possibly more ebil than meh
<Stavros> i forgot
<Stavros> ur events guys
<Stavros> OK NOOBS COME AND FIGHT THE SERPENTIS
<Sabaoth> lies
<Stavros> 50 noobs go in
<Stavros> 0 noobs come out
<Nebulai|Busy> ;o]
<Shredder> lol
<Stavros> TODAY NOOBS WE GOING TO PLAY RACE!
* moocifer waves 'teh Stavros Banner'
<Stavros> zooooooooom into evol blockade :P
<Stavros> actually
<Stavros> i want to join :/
<Stavros> ut possibly more ebil than meh
Top Hat Arkena: GLORY TO THE PLASMA CANNON
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Varaxian > -9.9 with a 1,050,000.00 bounty? I think you're the pirate yo. ;p
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O
blasharga : Why am i almost the only person on mumble?
Marcus Demitri : Did you forget deodorant this morning?
Marcus Demitri : Did you forget deodorant this morning?