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While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.

<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Clipped Wings > killian -> blasting petri-dishes in a lab hardly constitutes PVP
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
Little Chubby > wtf
Little Chubby > I just learned that 'pontificate' does not actually refer to the Pope shitting in the woods.
Odessa Li'Soloni > there are no good fights in high sec
Odessa Li'Soloni > only robust mongoloids hitting each other with pool noodles
Comnena > why does this stupid agent always offer me charisma implants
Nekora > because he thinks your attitude sucks?
<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."

*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game

Factions: Well shit.

<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*

<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!

<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."

<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."

<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."

<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."

<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."

<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
Elsydian > I have a hampster named Nibbles :)
Chococat > oh ffs, I was just about to kill you, how can I kill you after an opening line like that
Elsydian > with love and adoration?
Elsydian > and chocolate kisses?
Chococat > but who would feed nibbles?
Elsydian > hes my only friend
Chococat > /emote dabs hankie to eye
Chococat > fear not small nibbles, Elsydian will be back to give you your fruit and kibble tonight
Elsydian > :)
Elsydian > ty for sparing my hampster
Ryan Rs > I'm just saying you can't point to satellite lag and say that anime snipers shooting mechanical crabs is unrealistic.
Varaxian > -9.9 with a 1,050,000.00 bounty? I think you're the pirate yo. ;p
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O
blasharga : Why am i almost the only person on mumble?
Marcus Demitri : Did you forget deodorant this morning?
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