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John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
Ashtaron > I dunno, but I always wanted to know how many Paradise cruise missiles does it take to wreck Azeroth
Marcus Gord > i approve of that experiment
Rhen Ayase > why not fit torpedo launchers with juggernauts?
Ashtaron > they are not worthy of holy torpedoes
Aukusti Valtteri > I think you should use thermal weapons to destroy Azeroth
Ashtaron > anyhow I remember seeing a pic that stated that a 13km range officer smartbomb would reach almost all of Azeroth
Aukusti Valtteri > They have a lot of wooden buildings.
CCP TomB > only down 33% ????
CCP TomB > who are the lazies??
CCP TomB > guys, here's a tip
CCP TomB > do it well instead of sucking
Tsumei Meyren > halfnaked girl in a conference hall full of nerds... I'd rather backpack across africa
lorcar > it's be like a hitler pinata at a mossad convention
lorcar > or a cheeleader at defcon
ArmyOfMe > the no smack rules doesnt count for tomski imo as he has a typing version of tourettes
Chirinako > rokh IS gay but tbh rokh fleet would > any other sniperbs fleet
Elrid Barnes > yeah hitting at 245km
Radich Mos > only if all bs shield tank and shield logistic
Chirinako > just a fleet of pure rokhs scimmies and the tackle and shit to hold down the other fleet
Chirinako > sitting at 240km
Chirinako > pwning face
Elrid Barnes > ll you risk is the dictors to bubble them
Radich Mos > if enemy know u fleet ships, they fiting kein-therm res 80+
Radich Mos > kin-therm*
Chirinako > true3
Chirinako > Thats the 1 downside is that they can tank against your damage but they still cant hit you :D
Chirinako > its like what the english and the welsh did to the french in the medieval times
Radich Mos > 20km this 30 sec on mwd
Chirinako > sit back laugh and fire longbow arrows at the french
Chirinako > and the french were like ONOES I CANT TANK THIS SHIT
Needsleep000 > teld are you by chance a women :P
Teldovey > only when the wifes out and i get to ware her cloths
Teldovey > then straight on the internet chatrooms for the specialist sites
Arkan Eto > Emperor Solaris IS A RETARD WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE LOWER CASE TEXT
Emperor Solaris > WHAT IS LOWER CASE?
Abassis > WHAT IS
Abassis > LOVE?
Emperor Solaris > BABY DONT HURT ME
Vladimir Reyes > BABY DONT HURT ME
Jitka Filova > No more
Emperor Solaris > NO MORE!
Sarayu Wyvern > Train Interdictor skill
Sarayu Wyvern > Buy Interdictor
Sarayu Wyvern > Realise that you don't have skill for Interdiction Probe Launcher
Sarayu Wyvern > FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Janas VonVarloria > lol
Janas VonVarloria > I do!
Sarayu Wyvern > EPIC SHIPSPINNING IRRELEVANCY SABRE
TJ Sorenson > its like racing someone in order to blow their car up
Triple Entendre > Tip: Be the blower and not the blowee. (DISCLAIMER: This only applies to Eve)
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