Onyxalia La'fiette > i see failsauce leaking from your ship buddy....might wanna get that checked...
Waylon Torque > one time i came home from the store, heard a terrible noise from downstairs, which stopped before i had time to run down to check... turns out the machine had moved itself out almost 2 yards from the wall and unplugged itself from the socket
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Reavos Vishad > omg, you can compact the member list
Reavos Vishad > local won't be a fucking nightmare anymore :D:D:D:D
Reavos Vishad > and i won't have to look at ur ugly faces :P
Reavos Vishad > CCP, i take back everything i said about you over the last year :)
DraLaFi > ♥
Reavos Vishad > local won't be a fucking nightmare anymore :D:D:D:D
Reavos Vishad > and i won't have to look at ur ugly faces :P
Reavos Vishad > CCP, i take back everything i said about you over the last year :)
DraLaFi > ♥
Par'Gellen > i have about as much use for PvP as a shark has for doorknobs
Blutreiter > fuck you and your pos shields
Blutreiter > next time i bounce because of you i will pee somewhere inside your pod
Mercuryst > lol
Mercuryst > relax blue
Blutreiter > thats what i intend to do
Blutreiter > like i said
Blutreiter > revenge is a dish best served with unclenched bladder muscles
Blutreiter > next time i bounce because of you i will pee somewhere inside your pod
Mercuryst > lol
Mercuryst > relax blue
Blutreiter > thats what i intend to do
Blutreiter > like i said
Blutreiter > revenge is a dish best served with unclenched bladder muscles
Ishta Maleto > /emote flicks online, she looks tired, a cigarette in her mouth.
Stitcher > ...aren't you dead?
Ishta Maleto > Dunno, I'm in the Federation.
Stitcher > same thing.
Stitcher > ...aren't you dead?
Ishta Maleto > Dunno, I'm in the Federation.
Stitcher > same thing.
Elo Knight > I hope you die, i might just let you die, but i probably won't because i'm kind hearted
Blazing Lunatic > when i was 8 my parents used to buy stuff in bulk and
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
McBarnacle > do I do a mission or don't I?
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question
Onyxalia La'fiette > hey star wanna hear a joke?
StarConquer212 > does it involve potatos?
StarConquer212 > but yes i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > nope
StarConquer212 > =)'
Onyxalia La'fiette > ok here goes
Onyxalia La'fiette > two people having sex is a twosome, three people having sex is a threesome, and four people having sex is a foursome
Onyxalia La'fiette > and now i know why they call you handsome =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > *runs n hides*
Coaen > HAHAHAHAHAHA
StarConquer212 > cute
Onyxalia La'fiette > :P
Coaen > I didn't see it coming
StarConquer212 > /emote corners onyx and trys to give her some handsome
StarConquer212 > =)
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> *gets out my shovel and beats you n flees*
StarConquer212 > does it involve potatos?
StarConquer212 > but yes i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > nope
StarConquer212 > =)'
Onyxalia La'fiette > ok here goes
Onyxalia La'fiette > two people having sex is a twosome, three people having sex is a threesome, and four people having sex is a foursome
Onyxalia La'fiette > and now i know why they call you handsome =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > *runs n hides*
Coaen > HAHAHAHAHAHA
StarConquer212 > cute
Onyxalia La'fiette > :P
Coaen > I didn't see it coming
StarConquer212 > /emote corners onyx and trys to give her some handsome
StarConquer212 > =)
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> *gets out my shovel and beats you n flees*