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Tyto > A gallente walks into a cocktail bar and asks the barman for a 'double entendre'.
Tyto > Sure he says, come behind the bar and I'll give you one
<RangerXT> where do people find @#$@$# 30, 90, or 1 year time codes?
<Daakkon> in my pants
<volume> in Daakkons pants
<RangerXT> well, I guess theres alot of room in there
EvilSoldier > get off me kraven i cant move
EvilSoldier > quit humpin my leg
SGXiphias > ......
Kraven Kor > hey, he was the one that wanted to suck on my cap
EvilSoldier > polite would mean giving me a god damn reach around you selfish bastard
SGXiphias > lol
Cadman Weyland > My Alliance is bugged
Powder > ive got balls, my wife just holds on to them for me
<MD87> One problem with tractor beams: Hitting the wrong F-keys to activate them results in a volley of missiles going for the can, and you trying to tractor in an enemy
Ganks > a few days ago someone said that pretty soon pern will look at a belt and the astroids will turn themselves into minerals and fly into stations and sell themsleves
Brian Tier > lol... Pern is the Chuck Norris of the EVE world
Pernicies Reborn > being compaired to chuck norris just made my day
cordy > almost there at nzw *gets exited*
Gothikia > lol, calm cordy =P
cordy > i cant
cordy > i wanna hump the station
Gothikia > 0o
IntegralHellsing > ever since i found out that PvP
was exciting, i just wanted to go to low sec and blow anyone i saw
Xealot > lol
Xealot > sounds like me, on the spot
Saradin > Snotty beamed be twice yesterday.
Saradin > It was wonderful.
Ranathon > Nothing better than a good beaming...
* Ranathon gets a dreamy look
Saradin > I don't know about you, but "up Scotty" is the last place I
want to be beamed.
Ranathon > sounds REALLY unhygienic
Saradin > Indeed. :D
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