Rewt ed > one time we were on vent and we were talking about going shopping in jita, and some dude is like no go to dodixie prices are cheaper, and his girlfriend was like OMFG you talk to dudes on the internet about shopping?
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Nimeq > EVE makes me feel dumb.. WoW already assumes i am
Garia666 > \o/
Garia666 > afk doing the dishes
Garia666 > gf clearly doesnt understand the roles in this house.. i should remove her director roles and give he merly acces to kitchen and bedroom.
Garia666 > afk doing the dishes
Garia666 > gf clearly doesnt understand the roles in this house.. i should remove her director roles and give he merly acces to kitchen and bedroom.
Faoo Romera > So the freak podded me... and I was without an upgraded clone and without insurance.
Faoo Romera > The bastard not only made me poor, but also retarded for at least a year.
Faoo Romera > The bastard not only made me poor, but also retarded for at least a year.
WCKDabber > red in system
Rethyl > lots of reds actually
WCKDabber > no just you
Rethyl > all a matter of perspective i guess :)
Rethyl > lots of reds actually
WCKDabber > no just you
Rethyl > all a matter of perspective i guess :)
Scien Mayes > whats red flashing mean in the overview... I'm scared
Capt Schooner > it means we're losing a deflector shield
Capt Schooner > now strap in for the jump to lightspeed
Capt Schooner > Chewy lock in the stabilizers
Capt Schooner > it means we're losing a deflector shield
Capt Schooner > now strap in for the jump to lightspeed
Capt Schooner > Chewy lock in the stabilizers
* Farcaster attempts to cram a 1400 on a rifter
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
<stoat> I'd rather fly a nanocurse, but there's just something comical about a domi going 5400m/s
<&NTRabbit> comical, like a downs syndrome kind doing circles aorund you in a wheelchair while going "NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
<&NTRabbit> comical, like a downs syndrome kind doing circles aorund you in a wheelchair while going "NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
XirtamVotf > ALL PILOTS TO 1V-L
Feiko > its local xirt
Critta > umm, this is 1V-L Xirt...
Feiko > everyone here IS in 1v
Feiko > its local xirt
Critta > umm, this is 1V-L Xirt...
Feiko > everyone here IS in 1v