<stoat> I'd rather fly a nanocurse, but there's just something comical about a domi going 5400m/s
<&NTRabbit> comical, like a downs syndrome kind doing circles aorund you in a wheelchair while going "NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
<&NTRabbit> comical, like a downs syndrome kind doing circles aorund you in a wheelchair while going "NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
(Bek): "You are standing in a dark cell, you have been brought here for violating the rules of the land. You notice an unmade bed and a basin. >Obvious Exits: Locked Cell Door. GMs will see you soon."
(FFGR): look basin
(Bek): "A worn out basin, you see dried manjuice and blood in the bottom."
(Gutsani): take manjuice
(Gutsani): use manjuice on door
(Bek): lol
(Bek): "As you begin to lubricate your head with manjuice, you are able to slide it between the bars. You are now stuck."
(FFGR): look basin
(Bek): "A worn out basin, you see dried manjuice and blood in the bottom."
(Gutsani): take manjuice
(Gutsani): use manjuice on door
(Bek): lol
(Bek): "As you begin to lubricate your head with manjuice, you are able to slide it between the bars. You are now stuck."
Ortos > shield or armor tank for my mission-machariel? can't decide...both are viable options, it seems
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
Heard on TS after LV titan killed 215 goon ships in one shot, leading to 215 wrecks: "Congratulations, you can now build 1 rig!"
Seyen > Are you planning on getting an assault ship?
Jiara Khan > Interceptor. zoom zoom!
Seyen > I must remember to get some huge battlesheet and have you zoom around me. I'll rename you to Tinkerbell.
Seyen > ...
Jiara Khan > Battlesheet? Is your bed a war zone?
Jiara Khan > Do you have Assault Pillows to escort the Battlesheet?
Jiara Khan > Interceptor. zoom zoom!
Seyen > I must remember to get some huge battlesheet and have you zoom around me. I'll rename you to Tinkerbell.
Seyen > ...
Jiara Khan > Battlesheet? Is your bed a war zone?
Jiara Khan > Do you have Assault Pillows to escort the Battlesheet?
EMerl > FUCK! you JAMBO
EMerl > STAY HEREYOU FUCKING PIRATe
EMerl > ILL FUCKIGN GET MY DREADNAUGHTG YOU PEICE OF SHIT
Califax Oman > lol someone got popped
Negativity > hehe
Robert Ger > O/
Negativity > dread in mara, cool
Jambo > I gave you plenty of time to pay up
Tethis > aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dreadnaughts
EMerl > ILL FUCKING BLOW OFF YOU WHOLE CORPS STATIONS
Jambo > 3mil was the ransom
Jambo > and you did not pay up
EMerl > well fuck you, you damn pirate
Califax Oman > /emote sighs
EMerl > ill use my doomsday device on your dumbass ship
Jambo > hey - chill mate, all part of the game
EMerl > hey fuck you bitch
EMerl > you fucking peice of fucking jew shit
Califax Oman > lol great
Tethis > petition
Eronion > you're banned dude
Capt Rob > sounds like some anger here
Tethis > bye
Eronion > petition 4tw
Jambo > ch
Califax Oman > hahahaha this is going on our forums under what local is not for
EMerl > oh yea
EMerl > jambo
Jambo > sup mate?
EMerl > you might want to check your corp's station right about now...
Jambo > I dont know what u mean
EMerl > i mean its about to get fucked by a dreadnaught
Jambo > I aint worried my uber sentries will own u
EMerl > dont be so sure
EMerl > going against 2 dreadnaughts 8 stealthbombers and now 10 tempest
EMerl > your sentries arent shit
Jambo > you are scary...
Tethis > not to mention mad
Yarek Balear > wtf are you smoking Emerl ?
Tethis > we don't have a station
EMerl > yea ya do
Jambo > I do - I just aint told you yet Teth
Tethis > cool. where is it?
EMerl > 3
EMerl > 2
EMerl > 1
EMerl > BOOOSH!!
Tethis > cukoo
EMerl > say goodbye to your station
Jambo > do u count upwards as well?
EMerl > STAY HEREYOU FUCKING PIRATe
EMerl > ILL FUCKIGN GET MY DREADNAUGHTG YOU PEICE OF SHIT
Califax Oman > lol someone got popped
Negativity > hehe
Robert Ger > O/
Negativity > dread in mara, cool
Jambo > I gave you plenty of time to pay up
Tethis > aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dreadnaughts
EMerl > ILL FUCKING BLOW OFF YOU WHOLE CORPS STATIONS
Jambo > 3mil was the ransom
Jambo > and you did not pay up
EMerl > well fuck you, you damn pirate
Califax Oman > /emote sighs
EMerl > ill use my doomsday device on your dumbass ship
Jambo > hey - chill mate, all part of the game
EMerl > hey fuck you bitch
EMerl > you fucking peice of fucking jew shit
Califax Oman > lol great
Tethis > petition
Eronion > you're banned dude
Capt Rob > sounds like some anger here
Tethis > bye
Eronion > petition 4tw
Jambo > ch
Califax Oman > hahahaha this is going on our forums under what local is not for
EMerl > oh yea
EMerl > jambo
Jambo > sup mate?
EMerl > you might want to check your corp's station right about now...
Jambo > I dont know what u mean
EMerl > i mean its about to get fucked by a dreadnaught
Jambo > I aint worried my uber sentries will own u
EMerl > dont be so sure
EMerl > going against 2 dreadnaughts 8 stealthbombers and now 10 tempest
EMerl > your sentries arent shit
Jambo > you are scary...
Tethis > not to mention mad
Yarek Balear > wtf are you smoking Emerl ?
Tethis > we don't have a station
EMerl > yea ya do
Jambo > I do - I just aint told you yet Teth
Tethis > cool. where is it?
EMerl > 3
EMerl > 2
EMerl > 1
EMerl > BOOOSH!!
Tethis > cukoo
EMerl > say goodbye to your station
Jambo > do u count upwards as well?
EVE System > Channel changed to Amarr Local Channel
Othoc > hey anyone near amarr?
Lantus > nope
Tiki Rar > nah im in Jita , sorry
Othoc > hey anyone near amarr?
Lantus > nope
Tiki Rar > nah im in Jita , sorry
Jacob Etienne > no, its ok.
Jacob Etienne > some people were just born mentally f*cked up.
Test Ctrl > wtf?
Promon Delnai > i just hit myself in the face with a bouncy ball
Promon Delnai > :(
Jacob Etienne > ROFL
Jacob Etienne > see?
Samirol > lol
Samirol > awesome timing
Jacob Etienne > now promon is a prime example
Jacob Etienne > some people were just born mentally f*cked up.
Test Ctrl > wtf?
Promon Delnai > i just hit myself in the face with a bouncy ball
Promon Delnai > :(
Jacob Etienne > ROFL
Jacob Etienne > see?
Samirol > lol
Samirol > awesome timing
Jacob Etienne > now promon is a prime example
Kapa Adina > the abillity to spell dos not make you inteligence
Iggy > anyone have extra enriched uranium?
Succoros > i hear iran has
Succoros > i hear iran has