Darth Farmer > f4 eyes afk for 20 mins, missus aggro
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
Weeka > we have to find a way to turn stupidity into energy
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
Jack Gauge > Eve is a front for CCP's porn empire
idolmicko > was talkin to a friend of mine last night. He's a prison guard...a con asked him why he's so fat...
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
OutofAshesI > so how much powergrid does 10 mw provide?
ISD Arooga > Outof - about 10Mw
ISD Arooga > Outof - about 10Mw
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
Burgafrickle > you never got a lowsec warning?
TEKU black > i do
TEKU black > all the time
TEKU black > trin prolly turned it off
Trinity Roze > you mean that GIANT red sign in the mission briefing that says LOW SEC WARNING
Burgafrickle > you're supposed to
TEKU black > YES trinity
Burgafrickle > yea, that too
Trinity Roze > and when you jump says CANT ENSURE YOUR SAFETY?
Trinity Roze > yeah i saw them
TEKU black > ... and this did not bring up a red flag for you???
Trinity Roze > first few missions went fine
TEKU black > and then you lost your ship
TEKU black > i do
TEKU black > all the time
TEKU black > trin prolly turned it off
Trinity Roze > you mean that GIANT red sign in the mission briefing that says LOW SEC WARNING
Burgafrickle > you're supposed to
TEKU black > YES trinity
Burgafrickle > yea, that too
Trinity Roze > and when you jump says CANT ENSURE YOUR SAFETY?
Trinity Roze > yeah i saw them
TEKU black > ... and this did not bring up a red flag for you???
Trinity Roze > first few missions went fine
TEKU black > and then you lost your ship
Yorlock > lol damn.... Yorlock > woops, gist fitted farmer CNR just jumped into Tama
Yorlock > nourv local went from 138 to 79 in under 30 sec after i posted that
Yorlock > nourv local went from 138 to 79 in under 30 sec after i posted that
ThislittleTFwenttomarket > Is the end of the world coming or something? Because I could've sworn that Famine, War, Pestilence and genuine faction ship trades in Jita were the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse...
Mr Bright > You are outnumbered, Spartan. The thousand armies of the shade decent upon you. Earth, and water, this is all the godking jester demands!
Mr Bright > Our drones, will blot out the sun.
Masia > never was one for the sun
Mr Bright > Our drones, will blot out the sun.
Masia > never was one for the sun