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@ sinx: there is this cute chic that works at the store by my house, what should i fit when i go to ask her out?
@ sinx: her resistances are thermal kinetic
@ Prophetguru: stabs, so you can get out if it doesn't look good
@ sinx: she does :-/
@ sinx: o0
@ phae: large cock lvl 5 prolly help ya there
@ sinx: stabs good idea
@ Prophetguru: scrambler and webby then
@ Prophetguru: :)
@ sinx: ok will fit a passive tank to
@ sinx: to save cap
@ dew`: wow asking pg about what to do in this
@ dew`: PROBABLY not the smartest idea
@ dew`: imo.
@ phae: use a hammerhead
@ dew`: lol
@ sinx: kk i will use phae's adive then
@ sinx: LOL
@ sinx: advice*
@ sinx: sry pg
@ dew`: dont aplogize to him
@ dew`: its ok
@ Faramir: omg, phae is like.... v. old
@ phae: and wise :P
@ Superbeast: Fagamir ;D
@ Faramir: his thing prolly worked when he was young ;P
@ dew`: phae has also been very sucessful
@ dew`: as in is married and has a kid
@ dew`: so
@ Faramir slaps Superbeast around a bit with a large trout
@ dew`: he did somthing right.
Jimblob > all i see is a fat man on a sleigh hitting his satnav.
Jimblob > he seems to be checking some sort of list .... twice... saying the word coal over and over again
Reggie Stoneloader > Must be headed for Delve.
Ieya > wtf?
Ieya > apparently norad have been tracking santa
Azia Burgi > yeah
Azia Burgi > they do it every year
Yellow9 CPC > I'll start worrying if they scramble him.
Ieya > or if they shoot him down
Yellow9 CPC > I suppose if they claim that it would be worse.
Ieya > or if they claim that his sleigh has been hijacked by terrorists
Yellow9 CPC > Meh, they probably would do that.
Yellow9 CPC > claim it that is.
Ieya > /emote imagines the story on fox news
Ieya > *** SANTA ALERT ELEVATED ***
Yellow9 CPC > To, let me guesss.... Red?
Kurann > sec status ren
Ren Tales > Idling at gates ftl
Kurann > you wouldn't have to worry if you got it back up
Ren Tales > But the -7 gives me a +5 bonus to intimidate skill checks
Aisha Blaze > but it provokes attacks of opportunity every round
Ren Tales > but if if I take the feats "use safespot" and "mobiltity"
Ren Tales > it negates the penalty
Aisha Blaze > gates give +10 to gank rolls
Ren Tales > They also prevent your party from asisting in combat.
Tiirae > True, but if the other person has a rat hunter of level 6 or higher, they can cast the spell "instagank"
Ren Tales > Damn instagankage
Tiirae > indeed
Ren Tales > if they have the feat "OMG FU NOOB" they can use a speacial "confusingly mispelled smack talk" attack
Ren Tales > which causes a rescently incapacitated oponent to become enraged...
IceGuerilla > These U'K Minmatars are obviously dancing around their totem-pole of a control tower.
Seya Brennan > The only reason they're "dancing around it" is so they can get practice orbiting your slow-ass Amarr ships really really quickly.
Zathraas > why do AMarr always have to have the biggest dicks???
Omber Zombie > they don't they have big ships to compensate
petergriffen > that's why I fly small ships
Omber Zombie > to match?
petergriffen > that go really really REALLY fast
petergriffen > yes
petergriffen > my sex life - small and fast
Catwi Taltos > Ok... I found a new corp to get in : The Sell Swords
Catwi Taltos > Ever heard of ?
Azia Burgi > nope
Azia Burgi > join QI! they need a meatshield
Catwi Taltos > Meatshield?
Azia Burgi > nm
Catwi Taltos > They corp is QI ?
Azia Burgi > your prefect for the roll though
Azia Burgi > yeah
Azia Burgi > tell jonathan roark azia sends her love
Catwi Taltos > What's a meatshield ?
Azia Burgi > *role
Azia Burgi > thats not important
Iuris Proeliator > Meatshield = someone who takes the hits for others
Azia Burgi > LURIS!
Azia Burgi > /emote glares
<Erso Ekla> Jirid, where do minerals come from?
<Jirid> Erso - whem a mommie mineral and a daddie mineral love each other very much, they do a special handshake and that's how.. oh wait, no Karwee is right, you refine minerals from ore or modules.
Shotgun X > I AM THE GREATIST DICK TATER EVER :V
Aduna > Shotgun X > I AM THE GREATIST DICK TASTER EVER :V
Zaalin Wraith > lol
Aduna > fixed
Etienne Milo > why am I a small dot when I'm undicking?
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